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Teaser for Troma's "Return To the class of Nuke'Em High" will get you fired.

Submitted by Eric on Friday, Sep 21st 2012

The most normal thing in this trailer is Ron Jeremy dressed like Jesus smoking a bong. It's almost the most "safe for work" thing about it too, consider yourself warned.

"Return to the Class of Nuke'Em High" is the latest opus from Troma's big dawg, Lloyd Kaufman. They've been using money earned from the sale of remake rights to films like "The Toxic Avenger" to fund their new movies. As far as I'm concerned as long as Lloyd is around and making true independent cinema, everything's going to be alright... Now when do I get my sequel to "Poultrygeist"??

Episode 203 - "Father's Day"

Submitted by Eric on Sunday, Apr 22nd 2012

Things are about to get... awkward...

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Horror Headlines: Wednesday, April 4th, 2011

Submitted by Joe on Wednesday, Apr 4th 2012

It's hump day! Get out ya jimmy hats.

Abigail Breslin, who stole our hearts in "Little Miss Sunshine" has officially been confirmed to be taking the lead in Vincenzo Natali's new flick "Haunter". The story revolves around a girl who dies tragically in the late 80's and reaches out from beyond the grave to help a family avoid the same fate. If she tripped over a Rubik's Cube or something and fell down the stairs, I think the coast is clear on a repeat.

Here's a good one. "Sucker" is a new flick from the gentleman who played Wyatt in the "Weird Science" TV series. That's not even a joke. What's the film about you might ask? Why, just your average run of the mill man-turning-into-a-giant-mosquito that's all. Is it kind of a rip off of "The Fly"? Maybe. But it still sounds pretty cool and Lloyd Kaufman is in the cast. I don't know what else you people want.

I'm not trying to be the guy who doesn't like the movie that everyone likes here but I did not care for "Avatar". There, I said it. In all fairness I didn't see it in the theaters so maybe that's it. I kind of wanted the army guys to win. Those blue people were annoying. So I'm not that devastated by the news that "Avatar 2" will most likely not hit it's December 2014 release date. I also don't really like "Day Of the Dead". God, it feels good to get all this out there.

In a recent interview the burned one himself Robert Englund waxed poetic (I don't think I'm useing that right)... (that's what she said) about the "Nightmare on Elm Street" prequel that never came to be. Apparently there was even a script floating around about the events that led up to Freddy coming to be the nightmare stalker but the fat cats in Hollywood never got it off the ground. Stupid fat cats and their fat cat love of fat cat food. That makes no sense, I know.

In Real People News:

Good to know: Apparently the sentence for trying to yank an elderly man off the toilet by his genitals in the nursing home you work at in Minnesota is 45 days in jail. Keep that in mind.

An Iowa man is in hot water after we was caught on camera peeing on the office chairs of his "attractive" co-workers. Somewhere in Iowa right now there's a woman sitting in an office sobbing because her chair doesn't smell like piss.

Videos: Lloyd Kaufman gets harrassed by Occupy Wallstreeters?

Submitted by Eric on Saturday, Jan 14th 2012

Lloyd Kaufman pontificates on the message of "Occupy Wallstreet" and offers up some advice on how they can evolve and survive. Hollywood's been trying to destroy this guy for 40 years, he just might know a little on the subject...

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Game Trailers: James Gunn makes the James Gunn-iest video game of all time

Submitted by Eric on Friday, Jan 13th 2012

I will make three predictions about this game. 1: Lloyd Kaufman makes a cameo. 2: A poop geyser will somehow be involved. 3: I will play it.

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Episode 190 - "Mother's Day"

Submitted by Eric on Saturday, Dec 17th 2011

Troma, mommy issues, and the latest internet prank sweeping the nation...

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Trailer: Rise of the Evil Pancakes

Submitted by Erin S on Friday, Mar 11th 2011

Greetings and Salutations, random people of the internet! Your BGH Connoisseur of Crap is here to bring you another gem of movie land, guaranteed to satisfy, offend and make others question your sanity! For as if breakfast wasn't dangerous enough, with silly rabbits and leprechauns trying to steal your breakfast cereal and what not, now even our beloved pancakes pose a threat of epic proportions!

Retro Trailer: "Student Bodies"

Submitted by Erin S on Wednesday, Mar 9th 2011

I'm just going to lay it out here: I hate the Scream series. Sure, the first one was good, but in true Hollywood tradition, we need to milk every god damn ounce of potential profit until even a mention of the aforementioned movie produces a onslaught of bile in our throats.

Hanger (REVIEW)

Submitted by mark on Monday, Aug 30th 2010

In a genre whose fans pride themselves on being able to stomach whatever is thrown their way, horror directors continue to push buttons in an attempt to leave a lasting impression. Many amateur filmmakers often choose to keep their finger on the shock button rather than craft an experience that truly sticks. Despite offering up the semi-memorable "Gutterballs" in 2008, director Ryan Nicholson falls headlong into the abyss of forced depravity with 2009's "Hanger."

Horror Headlines: Monday August 2nd, 2010

Submitted by Casey on Monday, Aug 2nd 2010

Lloyd Kaufman and Troma Studios spring to life as they have signed Hollywood scribe Collyn McCoy to pen "Toxic Avenger 5: The Toxic Twins".

Dane Cook is going to dip his toes in the genre pool with a new horror comedy, "Detention". Maybe we'll get lucky some day and Dane will team up with the Wayans Brothers for a new super-horror comedy!

Darren Bousman stopped by CHUD recently to discuss his next pictures in the works, "Ninety". "The concept is delightfully simple: 90 kills in a 90 minute movie". Certainly sounds simple, but is this something you think you'll want to sit through for ninety minutes?

In Real People News:

Michael Wayne Edwards was hauled off to jail this weekend for being a creeper. Not satisfied with ogling a women in line at the grocery store, he decided to follow her outside and spray her hair and back with a spray bottle filled with his own semen.

In an announcement that surprises nobody, it was released this week that Lindsay Lohan is being treated for Crystal Meth addiction and Bi-Polar disorder while serving her 90 day jail sentence.

On this day in history:

1876 - Drinking at a saloon in Deadwood, Dakota Territory, Jack McCall notices Wild Bill Hickok playing poker at a corner table. Then he calmly walks over to the table and blows a wide hole in the back of Hickok's head with a .45 revolver. The professional gambler and onetime lawman was holding a pair of Aces and a pair of eights, now known as the "Dead Man's Hand."