Retro Trailer: "Student Bodies"
By That Ghoul Eva on March 09th, 2011
I'm just going to lay it out here: I hate the Scream series. Sure, the first one was good, but in true Hollywood tradition, we need to milk every god damn ounce of potential profit until even a mention of the aforementioned movie produces a onslaught of bile in our throats.
Maybe I'm just nostalgic. Maybe I'm just partial to 80's horror. Maybe I'm just getting old and I should go stand on my front porch and scream at people to get the hell off my lawn. I don't care. This movie, "Student Bodies", an early TROMA release, was not only more funny, it was made 15 years BEFORE Scream. BUT NO ONE REMEMBERS THIS ONE! MAYBE IF IT HAD 158 SEQUELS THEY WOULD!
DAMN KIDS!!!
