Reviews

Rating: 1/10 The Roommate

"The Roommate:" a college thriller made for middle-schoolers!

Posted 02/06/11 by Jon

Rating: 8/10 Black Water

The film’s success is down to simple touches that are so smartly applied that the overall movie achieves an exemplary fusion of it's elements, elevating it from passable to nearly outstanding.

Posted 02/04/11 by Tor

Rating: 3/10 The Roommate [Japan]

J-Horror by the numbers

Posted 02/02/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 2/10 Not Like Others

Not like anything happens.

Posted 02/02/11 by John Shelton

Rating: 6/10 Dark Ride Posted 01/31/11 by Jeff S

Rating: 3/10 The Rite

Much of "The Rite" just feels... wrong... (see what we did there!?!?)

Posted 01/29/11 by Jon

Rating: 3/10 Alien Predators aka The Falling

How would it look if the Waltons had to handle alien aggression in Almeria?

Posted 01/28/11 by Tor

Rating: 1/10 The Italian Zombie Movie, Part 2: Zombie Atrocity

Atrocity is an understatement

Posted 01/26/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 7/10 Suck

Does it?

Posted 01/25/11 by John Shelton

Rating: 3/10 Hack! Posted 01/21/11 by Jeff S

Rating: 5/10 The Keep

Director Michael Mann didn’t single-handedly craft the 80’s Day-glo Megalith but his neon fingerprints are all over it.

Posted 01/21/11 by Tor

Rating: 2/10 The Italian Zombie Movie, Part 1: Zombie Abomination

Italian? No. Abomination? Yes.

Posted 01/19/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 7/10 Wolfen

It won’t make you forget “The Howling” or “An American Werewolf in London.” or even that hypnotic wet T-shirt covershot of Taylor Lautner on Rolling Stone; I mean we’re only human right.

Posted 01/14/11 by Tor

Rating: 2/10 Mourning Wood

Are you a fan of non-stop dick, fart and jizz jokes? Yeah, me neither!

Posted 01/12/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 7/10 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead

Free-wheeling mythology involving bloodsuckers, secret societies and the holy grail that hits a sweet spot between horror and comedy...

Posted 01/11/11 by John Shelton

Rating: 6/10 Buried

It's gimmicky, but you can't say "Buried" doesn't have guts.

Posted 01/10/11 by Jon

Rating: 7/10 Four Flies on Grey Velvet (4 mosche di velluto grigio)

There is no joy on Earth so pure in its dangling disdain as that of a nerd who realizes he has gotten there before someone else.

Posted 01/07/11 by Tor

Rating: 6/10 The Gravedancers Posted 01/06/11 by Jeff S

Rating: 3/10 The Dark Lurking

Brainless, boring and bad.

Posted 01/05/11 by Angelo B

Rating: 5/10 Until the Light takes Us

Vikernes is allowed to blithely describe his stabbing of Euronymous 23 times as “finishing him off”

Posted 01/03/11 by Tor

Rating: 7/10 Demeking: The Sea Monster (Demekingu)

Not your average "man in a rubber monster suit" movie

Posted 12/29/10 by Angelo B

Rating: 9.5/10 Battle Royale (director's cut)

The film has not suffered for time and the distinction of being the most fun you can have watching 14 and 15 year olds murder one another is still solidly intact.

Posted 12/23/10 by Tor

Rating: 8/10 Tales from the Hood

Spike Lee does horror

Posted 12/22/10 by Angelo B

Rating: 7/10 Silent Night, Bloody Night

This holiday season would be a great time to give the usual horror Christmas movies a rest and rediscover a minor lost classic of the genre.

Posted 12/21/10 by John Shelton

Rating: 3/10 Hybrid

With a nice session beer and some friends, I think “Hybrid” can hit so-bad-it's-good territory.

Posted 12/20/10 by Jeff S

Rating: 5/10 The Video Dead

If you've ever wanted to watch a poodle get attacked by a zombie, this is the film for you!