The same variety of impossible as expressing no discomfort while having the top of your head unexpectedly disunited from your body with razor wire.
One of the most generic slasher films I’ve seen.
The story could be best described as “a hot mess.”
I don’t know if the world needed a dark reworking of “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” but if you ever wondered what that might look like, wonder no more.
Why is this movie so bad you ask? Where do I even begin?
“Siege of the Dead” is a great example of a movie that realizes that its story comes from the characters, not from the zombies.
This formula generally yields a specious, antiseptic procession of latter day boulevardiers slumming in Kryolan mud while expertly communicating the filmmakers’ snooty contempt for horror fans.
"Centurion" is a fun trip into genre territory led by a director with a fan’s passion for the material, but it never really rises above that.
"Red Hill" combines Aussie Western sensibilities with horror's pacing for a potent revenge flick.
Director J.T. Petty has a unique and interesting voice and a yen to tell stories that possess a good deal of freshness.
Horror films need a set of rules.
“White Dog” is a blunt and unflinching look at the roots of racism as well as a narrative debate about the “curablity” of racism.
Our 7-year cinematic nightmare comes to an end. Hopefully.
As luck would have it the pixiedust or space amoeba is actually a galactic monster named Yog that possesses other organisms for evil purposes, often swelling them to Brobdingnagian proportions.
“Life Blood” is the worst Rob Zombie movie Rob Zombie didn’t make.
A puzzling too-late sequel to a throwaway too-late Asian horror cash in
Ultimately, there’s very little reason for me to recommend this.
Maybe it’s just sour grapes because I was hoping for “Cthulu on a Plane”, but for me this film felt like a very special Halloween episode of One Tree Hill.
Eventually, the new lovebirds end up having sex on top of She's dead husband's grave (naturally), awakening his corpse, and things quickly spiral out of control in various sexy, gory, and hilarious ways.
“Isolation” is a somber, humorless film that takes deadly moocows very seriously.
Joe's going to hate this.
... and other words for "boner".