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5/10 Popcorn

Ah the 80’s; a fine period of horror cinema. At least that’s the way it seems as I look back through my rose colored glasses. Often times this holds true; sadly often times these recollections fall far short of the way I remember them. Perhaps it’s the innocence of youth, perhaps it’s my newly gnarled old man exterior these days. Regardless, some movies I remember fondly from back in the day, turn out to kind a suck. Such is the case with “Popcorn”. Sure, the movie came out in 91, but was a definite hold out of 80’s aesthetic. Clothes, hair, jokes; it was all there and all very 80’s.

Posted 03/20/08 by Casey
3/10 The Sickhouse

Anna is a young archaeologist who has made the find of her career; an old hospital, built atop an even older orphanage that dates back to the times of the plague. The problem is, the powers that be fear that opening the foundations of this old orphanage could create the dawn of the plague in the new era. Turns out they were close, because something darker lurks beneath as Anna starts to find connections between the orphanage and records of unexplained child deaths.

Posted 03/19/08 by Casey
2/10 The Lost Posted 03/19/08 by Louis Fowler
7/10 Doomsday

Although far from perfect, "Doomsday" has become a standard by which all modern cheese is judged. Horror can (and should!) be fun!

Posted 03/15/08 by Jon
8/10 The New York Ripper Posted 03/14/08 by Eric
5/10 Carver Posted 03/12/08 by Casey
9/10 Sands of Oblivion Posted 03/08/08 by Louis Fowler
8/10 Wrestlemaniac

In honor of the heroic luchador minis from "Feast 2," take some time to check out Louis Fowler's review of "Wrestlemaniac." Surprise, it's awesome!

Posted 03/04/08 by Louis Fowler
9/10 Inside

"A worthy, modern-day successor to Halloween"

Posted 02/29/08 by John Shelton
2/10 Diary of the Dead

As George Romero preps to shoot "Diary of the Dead 2", Schnaars tells us all why the first one was an epic fail, and why he compares the film to a "crotchety old man's editorial to the local newspaper."

Posted 02/17/08 by Jon
8/10 Taxidermia

"Somewhere beneath the puke and entrails and armpit hair there's a kind of grotesque beauty to be found."

Posted 02/14/08 by John Shelton
5/10 The Eye

Jessica Alba is actually good... but the film? That's another story

Posted 02/02/08 by Eric
3/10 Untraceable Posted 01/27/08 by Jon
10/10 Cloverfield

As we enter 2009, let's revisit the first, and in my opinion best, release of 2008.

Posted 01/19/08 by Eric
10/10 Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Schnaars gets all wiggly giggly on this blood-soaked musical, and is audacious enough to call it one of the best horror releases of last year.

Posted 12/27/07 by Jon
5/10 I Am Legend

Schnaars and I agree for once...

Posted 12/17/07 by Jon
7/10 Santa's Slay Posted 12/12/07 by Eric
8/10 The Girl Next Door Posted 12/10/07 by Casey
6/10 It Waits Posted 12/05/07 by Casey
8/10 The Last Horror Movie Posted 12/03/07 by Casey
3/10 Cutting Class Posted 11/28/07 by Casey
7/10 The Mist Posted 11/26/07 by Eric
5/10 Hitman Posted 11/22/07 by Eric
5/10 The Woods Posted 11/09/07 by Casey
4/10 Frogs Posted 11/05/07 by Casey
3/10 Saw IV

Schnaars takes a mega-dump on the lead-in to Sunday's highly anticipated podcast revolving around Saw V. How could you not be excited after reading this?

Posted 10/28/07 by Jon
9/10 30 Days of Night Posted 10/21/07 by Eric
5/10 Wrong Turn 2 Posted 10/11/07 by Jon
8/10 Just Before Dawn

Before the crew potentially gets into it about "Drag me to Hell," read Eric's review of one of our podcast favorites, "Just Before Dawn."

Posted 09/26/07 by Eric
7/10 Resident Evil: Extinction Posted 09/21/07 by Eric

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