Reviews

Rating: 6/10 Postal

Casey says it's not as bad as you think. No, really!

Posted 08/26/08 by Casey

Rating: 9/10 Noriko's Dinner Table

Tor reviews the prequel to "Suicide Club". I lost focus after he said "Japanese school girls".

Posted 08/20/08 by Tor

Rating: 3/10 Mirrors

Jon breaks down one of the films that made most people's Worst of 2008 lists. Even with Kiefer, this one was laughable.

Posted 08/16/08 by Jon

Rating: 7/10 Necroville

A low budget horror comedy that claims to be like "Clerks", and actually kind of is! Truth from a marketing team, what a shocker.

Posted 08/15/08 by Casey

Rating: 7/10 EXTE: Hair Extensions

The Japanese have officially gone off the deep end with this latest genre effort, and Shelton likes what he sees. This may be the only Asian horror flick made in the past 10 years that isn't already on the remake table.

Posted 08/08/08 by John Shelton

Rating: 5/10 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Against all of my warnings, Casey went to see "The Mummy 3" this weekend. Here are his thoughts.

Posted 08/06/08 by Casey

Rating: 8/10 Midnight Meat Train

A film so brutal, Mark had to find 5 different synonyms for the word "brutal". Chances to see this gem are popping up sporadically, so keep your eyes peeled!

Posted 08/05/08 by mark

Rating: 3/10 Lost Boys: The Tribe

I hate to say I told you so...

Posted 07/30/08 by Casey

Rating: 6/10 The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Jon says "I Want to Believe" may not knock your socks off, but there's plenty of "X-Files" fun to enjoy.

Posted 07/25/08 by Jon

Rating: 5/10 Prom Night

It's retro review time and as it turns out, the original Prom Night wasn't all that good either.

Posted 07/24/08 by Eric

Rating: 10/10 The Dark Knight

Jon finds "The Dark Knight" to be magnificent in its scope and vision.

Posted 07/18/08 by Jon

Rating: 5/10 The Gate

Pudgy Stephen Dorff, heavy metal and crimped hair. It's retro review time!

Posted 07/11/08 by Eric

Rating: 8/10 Requiem

The other film based on the true story that inspired "The Exorcism of Emily Rose".

Posted 07/08/08 by John Shelton

Rating: 6/10 Stump the Band

Deranged back woods killer with a foot fetish. Sounds right up Casey's alley!

Posted 07/03/08 by Casey

Rating: 5/10 The Dead Pit

Casey says this rerelease is not as good as you might remember.

Posted 06/25/08 by Casey

Rating: 6/10 Anamorph

Casey says Willem Dafoe's commanding performance wasn't enough to save this one from itself.

Posted 06/18/08 by Casey

Rating: 3/10 The Happening

Apparently M. Night's using Mad-libs to write his scripts now.

Posted 06/14/08 by Eric

Rating: 5/10 Sl8n8 (Slaughter Night)

The Dutch take their shot at an American 80's slasher, with mixed results.

Posted 06/05/08 by John Shelton

Rating: 3/10 The Planet

When Casey says it's bad... watch out.

Posted 06/04/08 by Casey

Rating: 8/10 The Strangers

A stripped down, scary ride, The Strangers deserves a look.

Posted 06/01/08 by Jon

Rating: 6/10 Grizzly Park

No "Strangers" review yet, but we've got "Grizzly Park" bitches!

Posted 05/28/08 by Casey

Rating: 6/10 Ils Posted 05/28/08 by John Shelton

Rating: 7/10 Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl O Rama

Sometimes humor and horror make a perfect match, and this primer for 80's sleaze is no different!

Posted 05/23/08 by Eric

Rating: 7/10 The Orphanage

Shelton chimes in with his thoughts on this dramatic Spanish horror film.

Posted 05/22/08 by John Shelton

Rating: -- Loch Ness Terror

Louis continues his never ending crusade to extol the virtues of Sci-fi channel movies, and gives up some startling personal details in the process.

Posted 05/20/08 by Louis Fowler

Rating: 7/10 The Cottage

Casey reviews this crime heist slasher hybrid from the UK.

Posted 05/16/08 by Casey

Rating: 7/10 [REC]

Headed up to this weekend's episode about "The Crazies," take a gander at John Shelton's review of the spanish film [REC], also rife with disease and paranoia.

Posted 05/14/08 by John Shelton

Rating: 7/10 Zombie Strippers

They might be plastic, but Jon approves of these zombies' assets.

Posted 05/06/08 by Jon

Rating: 7/10 Botched Posted 05/01/08 by Casey

Rating: 9/10 Dying Breed

Jon reviews this Australian gem playing at this year's After Dark Horror Fest

Posted 04/30/08 by Jon