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Horror Headlines: Wednesday March 31st, 2010

These new production stills from "A Nightmare on Elm Street" would lead us to believe that the movie could be good and gory. We'll have to wait until April 30th to see if this promise rings true.

In a recent interview, Lloyd Kaufman lets slip that there are a number of Troma movies in talks for possible remakes including "Poultrygeist" and "Class of Nuke 'Em High". One would normally take news like this from Lloyd with a grain of salt, but the "Mother's Day" remake has already wrapped and "The Toxic Avenger" is in talks, so stranger things have happened!

Not to let Sam Worthington steal all the godly thunder, Stephen Dorff has signed on to "War of the Gods", another Greek monster fighting montage.

Though we have yet to lay eyes on any of her genre rolls yet, young actress Chloe Moretz has signed on for the serial killer opus "The Fields". With her upcoming turns as our fanged lead in the upcoming remake "Let Me In" and her ass kicking antics in "Kick-Ass", she sure seems to enjoy the genre work.

In Real People News: 

21 dead babies have been found under a bridge in Jinning City, China. Sadly, all signs point to underhanded tactics by a local hospital as 8 of the infants had labels complete with biohazard bags showing their treatments and time of death.

Heartbroken after hearing his ex was going to marry another man, a young man in Central Java hacks off his own penis to show how he felt about the news. To further drive the point home, he then threw his junk down a local well.

On this day in history: 

1991 - Danny Bonaduce arrested for assault after he fought with a transvestite prostitute.

Trailer: "Kick-Ass" Has Little Kids Swearing

FACT: Kids swearing is always funny. Kids shooting people in the face is also pretty funny, I think. Luckily the red band trailer for "Kick-Ass" has both. And I don't mean your standard run of the mill "shit" or "ass" swearing. I'm talking lady parts "c-word" coming out the mouth of an 11 year old girl. You can't beat that kind of fun with a stick.

Check out the new trailer below and check out "Kick-Ass" when it comes to theaters April 2010.

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