"This B-grade cinematic equation keeps getting tastier by the minute. How I ever lived without it is beyond me."
"These days, thanks to the internet, the average person sees things before breakfast that in the past required a trip to Mexico, Amsterdam or maybe even a jaunt into international waters."
"Crowley is the brainchild of Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson and director Julian Doyle. It is a very ambitious concept backed up by what would seem to be a good amount of research."
"By the time the end credits were rolling, my head was effectively whipped into submission, violently subdued by what can only be described as an amateur film perpetrated by a frenzied madman."
"[Bell serves] her duties well enough as did her co-stars, but the movie falls short with over ambitious writing. It's definitely a case of too much style over not enough substance."
"Last of the Living has more strengths than faults, though I suspect most genre-happy individuals will despise the film rather than appreciate it for what it is."
"Some of the inconsistencies and questionable ethics of “Deadgirl” can be somewhat forgiven on the basis that it is a startlingly original story that is like no other horror movie I’ve seen."
As satisfying as a melted margarita: sure it will get you drunk, but it's just not cold or sweet enough to be worth your time.
"If Dario Argento is the Italian Hitchcock, then the temptation would be to label Fulci the Italian H.G. Lewis.
"Rewiring your brain may be required before viewing, especially if you are fond of ripping films apart for the sheer pleasure of it."
"All of these putrid, stomach-churning images are having their way with Ed's fragile little mind, causing him to experience a series of horrific hallucinations."
"It’s beyond me how the protectors of Mother Nature end up looking like the bugs from 'Starship Troopers' with the head of a moose."
"If you aren't yet bored of traps 'n' torture, this film will more than satisfy your bloodlust."
"Demons that bludgeon a couple of people to death off screen and kidnap a woman only to let her free without harm just don’t prime the tension pump."
"How James Cummins' 1991 gore-soaked freak-out The Bone Yard slipped under my expensive, state-of-the-art B-movie radar is beyond me."
"There was a time when Steve Zahn, Leelee Sobieski and Danny Glover were all hot commodities in the film world..."
"In fact, what keeps the production from imploding altogether is its rich stable of likeable characters, powered by an intrepid cast of veteran players."
A group of kids go to a Halloween party, only to have to face down a group of demons.
Set in 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels is investigating the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane and is presumed to be hiding on the remote Shutter Island.
"One of the joys of “Baghead” is to see real, relatable characters in the context of a slasher movie"
"Orphan" traffics in the type of emotional gut-punches and twisted psycho-sexual perversities that make the otherwise silly-sounding distinction "adult situations" make some real sense.
"What makes this so revolutionary is that the immaculate and often classical compositions are broken up by a spirit of joyous experimentation."
What do Luke Perry, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, and mutant snakes all have in common? Surprisingly, not the Syfy channel.
“Blame is probably the least eventful of the '6 Films to Keep You Awake'.”
"Skeleton Crew is, simply put, more mentally and physically taxing than a root canal performed by a one-armed, lazy-eyed dentist with a penchant for heavy drooling."
"Kira is possibly the purest embodiment of geeky adolescent rage ever created."
"In the summer of 1999 something to the tune of 20 million Americans went and sat in the dark for 86 minutes and listened to a movie."
"It's a delicately assembled homage to films like "Goonies', exploring the loss of innocence and the boundaries of friendship."
This one comes to you literally from our Mom's basement...