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Horror Headlines: Monday October 15th, 2012

"Twilight" producer, AKA chief glitter consultant, Mark Morgan has just lined up a big screen adaptation of the graphic novel "Head Smash". as his next project. The book with pictures tells the tale of a man who discoveries a serum that gives him super powers and uses it to take revenge on a crime circle that betrayed him. The glitter thing was the only "Twilight" joke I know.

Dave Kajganich, of "Blood Creek" fame, has been tapped by the folks over at Universal to write the script for the upcoming remake of "The Creature From the Black Lagoon". This can't turn out any worse than the "Wolfman" remake so let's keep our chins up on this one. Or not. Honestly I just ate some cookies from a Chinese restaurant and my mouth is numb. I'm kind of worried.

Ethan Hawke's award winning personality helped "Sinister" pull in a respectable $18.3 million this past weekend. Not a ground breaking number but when you consider the flick was only made for $3 million than you start to feel some baby quakes. That may also be these cookies though. I can't see out of my left eye.

The first still from "The Evil Dead" reboot has hit the tubes fresh off a hot unveiling at this past weekend NYC Comic-Con. Not going to lie, it's pretty freaking creepy. I also can't lie about the fact that there's some sort of weird film on my teeth now and brushing doesn't seem to do anything.

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And a giant eyeball washed up on a beach in Florida. Probably the most normal thing that happened in Florida all weekend.

Wow, you can go to jail for 10 years for returning used enemas to a CVS? I mean alright I guess if you pretend they haven't been used and they get restocked some real awful stuff can happen. But you got to assume the folks at Walgreens would just give you a slap on the wrist.

Episode 111 - "Blood Creek"

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This week we take on "Blood Creek", a Horse-riding Nazi Vampire Viking Mummy movie directed by Joel Schumacher. No, seriously.

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"Blood Creek" Coming To DVD Janruary 19th

Let this be a lesson to everyone, never ever accept a foreign exchange student from the Third Reich. Granted it’s been over seventy years since their fall so you probably don’t have anything to worry about but if you happen to get a letter in the mail looking to rent out your spare bedroom, just ignore it. You’ll thank me later.

The gang from the film “Blood Creek” would have thanked me too if they had thought ahead and asked me. But they didn’t and now there’s a weird Nazi supernatural burn victim out to get them. Hope you’re happy.

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