Horror Headlines: Tuesday, December 6th, 2011
Tuesday is the worst day of the week for most people. What you might not know is that in days of old villages would sacrifice a cow every Tuesday. Of course back then a month of 30 days only had 2 Tuesdays, it's just the way the week was set up. But over time most villages ran out of cows because of all the sacrifices. Most townsfolk starved to death. This is in fact what wiped out the dinosaurs.
"The Cabin In the Woods" has a trailer! I still have no idea what the movie is about but I can 100% confirm there is in fact a cabin and it is in fact in the woods.
"The Devil Inside" is yet another addition to the long list of exorcism flicks that have made their ways into our hearts over the past couple years. But hey here's some new screen shots from the film and they look like they were filmed on some crappy VHS recorder that they found at the back of someone's mother's closet so that's something new. I'm not saying it's a good thing, I'm just saying it's new.
The Ring Lord himself Mr. Peter Jackson has recently wrapped up production on a new documentary about the "West Memphis Three", a true story about three men who were wrongfully accused for the murder of three 8-year-old boys and subsequently spent 18 years in prison. I don't have any sarcastic comments here, cause ya know even I'm not that big of a monster. I'm close... but not that big.
You ever see that movie "The Warriors"? Man it's awesome. I love the speech that main guy gives about "turf" just before all hell breaks loose. It's so dope, son. Anyway the movie "Turf" is a big screen adaptation of a graphic novel by the same name and has absolutely nothing to do with that speech or "The Warriors". There's a bunch of gangsters, vampires and aliens battling it out in 1920's New York though. Oh man, The Baseball Furies! They scared the crap out of me.
Halloween is long gone my friends but for a group of high school kids in Miami the memories are still fresh in their heads. Why you might ask? Well because the school's on duty cop came to school dressed as a gynecologist named "Harry Beaver" and the shit is still in fact hitting the fan.
This should probably go without saying but never, EVER, ever try to rob an MMA fighter. You will in fact get your ass kicked.
Joe
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