Horror Headlines: Thursday April 8th, 2010
I'm still not totally sold on the idea of a prequel to "The Thing", regardless of the flick's potential. To help bolster interest, the very first photo from the set of the film has been released to the general public, but to be quite honest, there's really not a whole lot to look at. Unless, of course, you like random buildings and snow.
When things slow down at work for a moment, take some time today to properly investgate the brand spanking new trailer for SyFy's Mega Piranha. The film stars Barry Williams and Tiffany. How could things possibly go wrong?
IFC Films has graciously unleashed even more twisted pictures from writer/director Tim Six's upcoming shocker "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)". The sooner I can get my hands on a copy of this disgusting little flick, the better. Am I as sick and disturbed as I pretend to be? Why not? I'm bored.
Remember that movie "Weekend at Bernies"? Well, two German women attempted to recreate this seminal 80's classic by boarding an airplane in Berlin with their dead relative in tow. As sad as it may sound, I'm impressed by their tenacity, not to mention their obvious lack of common sense.
Just when you thought it was safe to vacation in Australia, the dreaded tree-climbing, blood-drinking snakehead fish shows up to ruin the proverbial party. If this isn't a marketing gimmick, then it should be.
1988 -- Reverend Jimmy Swaggart quits the ministry after coming clean about his involvement with a prostitute.
Todd
Contributor
Todd has been a slave to the horror genre for as long as he can remember. After cutting his teeth on late-night Cinemax schlock and the low-budget offerings found on the classic USA program "Up All Night," our hero moved valiantly into the world of sleazy obscura, consuming the oddest films from around the world with the reckless abandon of a man without fear or reason. When he isn't sitting mindlessly in front of a television set, he can be found stuffing music, video games, and various literary scribblings into his already cluttered mindscape.