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Horror Headlines: Thursday March 11th, 2010

Lionsgate has announced that the upcoming Ryan Reynolds thriller "Buried" will hit North American theaters on September 24th. Seeing how they'll stretch this very thin premise into a feature-length film will be interesting if nothing else

Does anybody really watch these Suicide Girls DVDs? If so, I guess you're in the luck. Two new discs featuring a bevy of these horror-tinged beauties will hit retail shelves on March 16th. Make sure your insurance policy covers Carpal Tunnel Syndrome beforehand.

In Real People News: 

If a pair of women express interest after you've won a ton of money at the MGM Grand, there's a strong possibility they're going to rob you at gunpoint once you've taken your clothes off. That's what you get when you let your crotch win.

Reports are swirling around the downtown Lexington, Ky area that an extremely creepy guy riding a white bicycle has been peeping at residents over the past few weeks. If anyone is interested in crafting a sequel to "The Strangers", here's your inspiration. Creepy!

On this day in history: 

669 - Mount Etna, one of the largest volcanos in Europe, suddenly erupts, killing over 20,000 people in the process.

Trailer: "Suicide Girls Must Die!", Seriously

I'm still not 100% sure what a Suicide Girl is but from what I've seen I'm guessing it's what happens to those girls who sit outside Hot Topic when they grow up. And who wouldn't want to see those girls tossed into the middle of the woods and set in the first ever reality based horror film. I present for your viewing pleasure "Suicide Girls Must Die!". The film is set for a March 12th DVD release and the trailer below has everything you'd ever want from a film like this. Let the fun begin!

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