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Preview: "CSI: Miami" Directed By Rob Zombie

A preview for Monday night's "CSI: Miami" directed by Mr. Rob Zombie is online and ready for your viewing. I don't want to give anything away but Malcolm McDowell is in it. But then again you probably could have guessed that. I think when we found out a couple months back that Rob Zombie was directing an episode of "CSI: Miami" we all collectively said, "Well that's nice for Malcolm McDowell at least". No sign of Mrs. Zombie but I'm sure she's in there someplace. It'll be like a fun game we can all play Monday night, "spot the stripper with a voice that makes you want to cut your ears off."

Horror Headlines: Wednesday January 27th, 2010

If you thought the “Clash of the Titans” remake was going to be kick ass, now you can see it in 3D. Sure it wasn’t filmed for 3D and will most likely just give you a headache but who are you to judge. You’re such a downer sometimes.

Jay Mohr has joined the cast of Clint Eastwood’s new thriller "Hereafter". I have nothing bad to say about Jay Mohr, he’s funny and adorable. But his co-star Matt Damon! Oh who am I kidding he’s adorable too.

A two minute clip of the high seas thriller “Triangle” is now online for your viewing pleasure. The film is by "Severance" director Chris Smith and stars the most frightening set of clouds you’ve ever seen.

Love Rob Zombie but think his movies lack the excitement of a forensic investigation? You’re in luck! He’s directed an episode of “CSI: Miami” that will air on March 1st titled “LA”. And yes of course Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top makes an appearance.

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Kids do the darndest things! Like gun down their father's girlfriend with a shotgun. Wait no that's not funny at all.

I've never had a desire to visit Scotland until I found out I could walk along the coast in the nude proudly displaying my sex toy collection. Those sick SOBs sure know how to party.

The need to riot and beat the hell out of someone at a soccer game is still a mystery to me. The need to stab someone over a soccer video game though makes perfect sense though. Many a night my brother and I came close to murdering each other after a game of RBI Baseball.

On this day in history: 

1992 - Mike Tyson goes on trial for rape.

Horror Headlines: Monday January 18th, 2009

Ever been curious what the Predators home planet looked like? Well you're in luck; some behind the scenes pictures of Nimrod Antal's upcoming sequel have leaked showing a few glimpses of what to expect.

Next up for the killer animal treatment are wolves! Not the human hybrid kind, just plain old wolves. This weekend, behind the scenes pictures showcase some of the damage created by the fearsome canines in the upcoming "Wolf Town".

Screenwriter Todd Farmer turns to his blog to explain away the recent delay of "Halloween 3D". He makes sure to get a few digs in on Bob Weinstein as well!

In case you haven't heard, Rob Zombie has been slated to direct an upcoming episode of "CSI: Miami". Via his Myspace blog that doubles as his own personal press conference, Zombie released a teaser image for the episode that shows a few Rob Zombie standards in guest starring roles.

In Real People News: 

The King of the Zulus has declared that he is bringing back circumcision to his people. This alarms South Africa because the Zulu process includes a month long seclusion in nakedness which comes with a high death rate. Among other maladies there have been many reported cases of rotting penises, hypothermia, and HIV due to doctors using the same knife on large groups of boys.

On this day in history: 

1945 - The Auschwitz Death March began.

Horror Headlnes: Thursday January 14th, 2009

Although it really comes as no surprise, director Ivan Reitman has been confirmed for Ghostbusters 3 However, you are permitted to remain skeptical.

Do you like Rob Zombie? Do you like "CSI: Miami." If so, you're in for a treat. Apparently, Zombie is scheduled to lense an episode of the popular television series later this year. I'm trembling with anticipation. Yawn.

The American trailer for "Creep" director Christopher Smith's upcoming horror/thriler "Triangle" has finally appeared online. The DVD is currently slated for release on February 2nd.

In Real People News: 

If an attractive woman suddenly begins feeding you milkshakes, you may want double-check that you're not being poisoned. They should make PSAs for this sort of thing.

I don't think this one needs a setup: In Turkey, a sheep has given birth to a lamb with a human face. Insert Aphex Twin music here.

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