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Here at Bloody Good Horror we spend much of our time talking about good movies and bad movies alike, and picking apart the things that place titles in either category.

Note: Screams Off Screen is a regular feature committed to exploring the true stories that inspired horror cinema’s darkest minds as well as the urban legends spawned by its most iconic films.

Disclaimer: This is a piece of legal entertainment. If you find yourself on the dark web, dark net, dark knight, or dark crystal, then please search out an ultra hacker lawyer that has the power to delete this article using my IP address and give you real legal advice. Also, be warned that there are spoilers in this article for a film that is no way predictable, so enter this River with Gheghron at your own peril (this is how you pronounce Charon, the Ferryman of the River Styx, but no Hollywood audience would accept that).(1)

Editor's Note: What follows is a critical analysis of Unsane as well as a personal account of one of our writer's experiences with mental illness.

Disclaimer: This review is for entertainment purposes only and contains no legal advice. If you find yourself holding a loaded gun locked in a haunted mansion with a prize on the line, bring a carrier pigeon to contact your lawyer for advice. This review also contains SPOILERS; so if you were not alive when either of these films were released, based on our demographics, kindly observe them before reading. Its the shiver and shake, quiver and quake picture of the year! [That was an actual tagline]

Disclaimer: Ahead be spoilers for a 20-year-old movie. Turn back if you have not watched this film four times on TBS Superstation. Second of all, DON’T HIT ANYONE WITH YOUR CAR! Also, this is a piece of legal entertainment and the following is not legal advice and is meant to be entertainment. If you hit someone with your car, might I suggest contacting independent legal advice before trying to catch a killer fisherman… (pun intended).

Here at Bloody Good Horror we spend much of our time talking about good movies and bad movies alike, and picking apart the things that place titles in either category.

Disclaimer: This article is meant as entertainment and is not legal advice. Please consult independent legal counsel if you plan on burning a cult leader’s initials into your skin and before joining a cult in the first place. At least paying your lawyer’s fees is a legal form of masochism.