I don't know what comes later, the last exorcism or "Legion: The Final Exorcism" but I do know that one had Rowdy Roddy Piper in it. Here's a hint, it's not the one that was in theaters. You can check out the new trailer though, which also doesn't include Rowdy Roddy Piper but I swear to god he's somewhere in the actual film.
Holy mother of god! It's a horror movie about a micro-brewery that pisses off a group of witches? It's like this movie was made for me. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Witch's Brew"!
Here's a new poster for "Section 7" which I'm guessing is about something awful that happens out in the ocean on an oil rig. I'm just spit balling here. I bet someone says "Drill baby drill" at some point too, that would be funny.
I'm not saying it's a slow news day but here's a new trailer for "Blood Fare" staring Gil Gerard. Yeah you read right, Buck Rogers is in a new horror flick. I hope that robot Twiki is in there too, that little guy was awesome.
You know what's sadder than driving 1,000 miles to New York just to find yourself stuck in traffic 2 miles from the studio that you're suppose to be performing at? Being the guy that's stuck on a bus for an hour after your dumb ass tried to sprint through the Lincoln Tunnel dressed in camouflage. Boohoo you missed your big break, I missed "The Contest" episode of "Seinfeld"!
A number of hospitals in South Korea are now offering discounts on plastic surgery to kids who perform well in school. So you see America, we're not the only group of pricks out there. Plus, we're not commies... South Korea is still full of commies isn't it? Let's just go with yes.