thora birch

For the past two-and-a-half hours, I have been sitting anxiously on the couch in my living room, furiously drinking bottle after bottle of Diet Lipton Green Tea with Citrus, and attempting to translate my thoughts and feelings regarding Eric Mandelbaum's 2009 psychological murder mystery "Winter of Frozen Dreams" into an easily digestible collection of words and sentences.

I'm not going to lie, I intended to have this post be all about how far Thora Birch has fallen since "American Beauty", and rest assured I was going to mention the "Terror Train" remake ("Train") that hasn't seen the light of day yet.