In this guy's defense, getting up to go upstairs to pee is really tough when you're tired. So why not just urinate on your front porch. And if you're like this guy, rub one out while you're there... just for good measure.
1962: In her Brentwood, California home, Marilyn Monroe dies in bed, naked, after swallowing an overdose of sleeping pills. Rumors persist to this day that the CIA had her killed in order to cover up her alleged affair with JFK.