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Horror Headlines: Tuesday November 15th, 2011

Listen closely and you can hear a million nerds getting a semi at the same time. What could cause this? Why it's the news that "Harry Potter" director David Yates has been tapped to lead the charge on the big screen adaptation of "Dr. Who". I say semi but it could also be the sound of a million nerds already throwing a fit over a big screen adaptation of "Dr. Who". Either way I can't get no sleep son.

When the hell did behind the scenes photos become so popular? Every damn day there's a new pic of Christian Bale eating a bear claw on the set of the new Batman movie or some crap. Or Milla Jovovich, dressed up like she's not 57 on the set of "Resident Evil: Retribution" with a look on her face like she's worried that filming will go long and she won't make the early bird special down at Perkins. In all fairness their pies are delicious, I can't fault her for loving them.

Valentines Day is just around the corner and maybe it's time you thought outside the box. Roses and candy have been done so many times why not give her something she'll really enjoy. Why not give her a copy of "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" which just so happens to hit DVD and Blu-ray on the most romantic day of the year. I'm not going to bother telling you what the movie is about. You can pretty much tell she's going to love it from the title.

I've been saying for years that Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's daughter, has got what it takes to make it in the acting world. And thank god someone has finally listened to me and cast her in the lead role of a movie. The movie is "Sand Sharks"... and it takes place on a beach where giant prehistoric sharks are jumping out of the sand and eat people. Sounds awesome right? Wait till you see the new trailer. I had to watch it twice because the first time I started sobbing uncontrollably because it's so glorious. It's that good.

In Real People News: 

Ya know, "free delivery" on a Chinese take out menu can mean a lot of things. Sure most people take it as delivery being free but one woman in Brooklyn NY took it as every item on the menu is free for the taking. And what does someone like that do when they are denied all the free food they want? Take off all their clothes and start running around outside of course. It happens.

We all know and love Sasha Grey's work on the small screen. Well not the movies where she actually tries to act but the OTHER ones are pretty good. So why not show our appreciation of her talents by inviting her into a local elementary school to read a book to our children. Well there's hundreds of reasons why but an LA school couldn't think of any of them so they went ahead and let her read to some 1st graders.

Nerd Fight! GOW2 vs RE5

The rise of podcasting has proven that nothing quite holds people's attention like two (or more) nerds butting heads about contentious topics. IGN has tapped into this energy a bit with their "Video Grudge Match," which pits two games against one another, with one staffer assigned to each game. The latest grudge match pits recent blockbusters against one another as "Gears of War 2" tangles with "Resident Evil 5." The diplomat in me says "why not both?", but we all know that diplomats are unamerican and are better served sipping tea and playing soccer.

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