Behold, Your Zombie Jesus

By Jon Schnaars on July 10th, 2013

In the face of the on-rushing zombie hoards of World War Z, one man proved that he was chosen. Touched by the grace of the Father, this ruggedly handsome hero kept his wits about him, and used an 8th grade understanding of biology to turn back the zombie threat and win World War Z for all of humanity.

That man, podcast listeners will know, is none other than Brad Pitt, Zombie Jesus. Lovingly depicted here by friend of BGH Matthew Stoner, Zombie Jesus stands for all that is noble and righteous in a world besotted with zombies. Look upon him and know serenity.

You can find Zombie Jesus at DeviantArt.com, and you can keep up with Mr. Stoner's latest creations over at the Twitters.

And remember: He is risen!

Jon Schnaars

Writer/Podcast Co-Host/Business Guy

If you have questions about doing business with BGH, this is the man to speak with. Jon also enjoys the fancier things, like monocles and silent-era horror films.

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