File this tattoo under BYTMD, as in, "Better You Than Me, Dawg." I have friends with all sorts of ridiculous tattoos (including a lady friend with a mustache tattooed on her index finger), but none with this kind of dedication to a single, bland, salty snack staple. I have to admit, though it's not the highest quality tattoo I've ever seen, I actually kind of like it. I'd rather have an array of pretzels tattooed on me than a single Taz or tribal backpiece, so it is what it is.