Trailer: New Red Band Trailer For "Machete"

If you know me then you know I adore red band trailers and all their violent, nude glory. But if you know that about me you also know I hate when red band trailers don't show any blood or nudity, it's kind of like fibbing to God. Luckily for us the new "Machete" trailer delivers on both. At least I think it does, I skimmed it quickly at work hoping not to be fired. 99% sure I saw a nipple.

The film hits theaters on September 3rd and has a balls out cast that's all rounded out by Danny Trejo. Ya know, the guy who's played the Spanish bartender in every movie ever made. Check out the new trailer below, but not at work.