"The Devil's Hand" Is the Amish Horror Film We've All Been Asking For

It's a well known fact that 97% of Amish people are either selling or sniffing cocaine right this very second. Look it up online, I don't make this kind of thing thing up. But it looks like toot isn't the only thing these buttonless beard boys have to fear. According to the trailer for the upcoming flick "The Devil's Hand," they also have to fear the devil himself.

"The Devil's Hand" is directed by Christian E. Christiansen, the same guy who directed "The Roomate," and focuses on a small religious group trying to unravel the mystery surrounding the disappearance of a handful of young girls. Truth be told I'm not really sure they are Amish in the movie. But, Jennifer Carpenter shows up so that's got to mean something right? I'm almost positive that she's Amish in real life.

"The Devil's Hand will be available OnDemand and open in theaters October 10, 2014.

Joe

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