God dammit. I don't know, as a horror fan, if this is the absolute best, or worst thing I've ever seen. This is the trailer for "Stan Helsing", which seems like what you'd get if "Jack Brooks Monster Slayer", "Scary Movie" and every 80's horror film had a horrific, red-headed child who then became a crack addict. Not helping its case? It stars the comedic power of the guy from "Still Waiting" and the kid from "Good Burger" (ok, and SNL too).
Oh, and just a warning, there's a quick NSFW bit at the 2:42 mark. Better check it out before Youtube ruins everyone's fun.