If you want a horror fan to commit suicide, all you have to do is present him with the following formula:
In fact, when I reported on this the other day I nearly decided to quit this game altogether. Eventually I realized that might be a bit harsh though, so I figured I'd reserve judgment until I saw a trailer. Well, here it is:
Uh... wow... so uh... ya. It didn't exactly take a psychic to figure out how that one was going to turn out, although putting pudgy little Michael Myers in there was certainly an ingenious twist. Also, why is Master P being so stingy? One of his neck chains would have financed a film with three times this budget. Instead, we're getting something akin to "The Bare Wench Project". Lookout Cinemax fans, this one should be coming your way any day now.