#TweetWithBGH Made It To "Hellraiser: Revelations" and Thank God It's All Over

It was like the final performance of a play nobody ever cared all that much about to begin with: like a giant, online cast party full of drinking, snark, and so many bitter regrets. If there’d ever been restraint in our tweeting there was certainly none to be seen tonight: we made it to Hellraiser: Revelations and we were all out of bubblegum. I’m not even going to bother to summarize the plot before we begin. Gary J Tunnicliffe and Victor Garcia, if you wanted me to pay better attention to your movie you should have made it not the 9th installment of the Hellraiser franchise. Here we goooooooooooo:

So, this movie begins as a found footage, because 2011.

This one is only 74 minutes long because Jesus loves us #TweetWithBGH

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

It is, indeed, found footage. Drink whenever these kids are THE WORST……….oh shit I'm wasted. #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

How dare you pull out the Craven card! I automatically hate the character named Steve Craven #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

Is it in the Pinhead summoning mantra that you be shirtless and sweaty? #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

This new Pinhead is the worst. I hate this movie already. @BenEcker definitely got out of this on purpose #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

After the two protagonists are killed in Tijuana, their parents (and an exposition spewing sister/girlfriend) decide to throw a dinner party. Hey, they would have wanted it that way!

That girl with all of her dialogue ADR'd and is a horrible actress is terrible and I'm obsessed with her. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

Why are these three women wearing evening gowns when the men look like they just got up from the World Series of Poker table? #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

Call the fire department. The exposition hydrant burst #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

Wait so the beginning of this night was: "Your son is missing? So is ours! Dress up and come over for some dinner and wine!" #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

Oh, and it must be said: this is the first (and to date only--only!) Hellraiser installment where Pinhead is NOT played by the original Doug Bradley. One guess as to how everyone felt about that:

I can't explain why, but the new Pinhead looks like if a vagina was actually given a face. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

This new Pinhead is the worst. I hate this movie already. @BenEcker definitely got out of this on purpose #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

This Pinhead make up looks like a DIY Halloween costume. #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

New Pinhead is always making that duck lips face like its a selfie or something. #TweetWithBGH pic.twitter.com/2pw7DebQIK

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

I think the other 'nailhead' cenobite is a way of saying "See, pinheads are common, this isn't THE Pinhead, just A Pinhead" #TweetWithBGH

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

#TweetWithBGH IMPORTANT evidence to consider in Pinhead v. Pinhead is the actors without their makeup Collins: pic.twitter.com/BjJ43Q62I9

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

#TweetWithBGH Doug Bradley pic.twitter.com/LduhrTlJIg

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

(Sophie and Evan voted for Bradley. I was too busy imagining Meryl Streep’s award-winning turn in Pinhead v Pinhead) Punhead:

Here's hoping that in this final installment of #Hellraiser they'll open the box and get these. #TweetWithBGH pic.twitter.com/YGER47yXzw

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

Sophie spots a vital continuity error...

"You let your parents cut your balls off at every single turn" How many balls does he have?! #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

...while Evan does some important sleuthing:

Fun fact: this movie was shot in 11 days in order to keep the rights to the #Hellraiser franchise. LUCKY US. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

@BenEcker Look! pic.twitter.com/1wZSUn7yeK

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

@EvanSlead is that an actual quote??? There's illuminati level conspiracy shit around this Hellraiser fridge #tweetwithbgh

— Ben Ecker (@BenEcker) October 13, 2015

Meanwhile, the film, desperate for our attention, stooped to some incestuous lows to get us to stop paying attention toeach other on Twitter:

WHAT IS THIS CREEPY INCESTUOUS SIBLING INTERACTION?! THIS IS SO UPSETTING!! #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

This is not what having a brother is like. Just FYI #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

@philliesfemme I always wondered #OnlyChild

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

@GreenSpe @philliesfemme she lies. This is exactly what having a brother is like #twittertherapysession #tweetwithbgh

— Ben Ecker (@BenEcker) October 13, 2015

@philliesfemme "come to brother"??? #tweetwithbgh

— Ben Ecker (@BenEcker) October 13, 2015

Yeah to piggyback off of @philliesfemme here, my brother and I have never seductively shared soup. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

So many plotholes, so much bad acting, such terrible dialogue…

Again, why is no one seemingly concerned about the missing cars??? #tweetwithbgh

— Ben Ecker (@BenEcker) October 13, 2015

I've been wasting so much time trying to come up with a January Jones joke for this actress Smarch Jones *dies* soorrrrryyyy #TweetWithBGH

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

"I'm guessing you're all a little confused right now." "Because I hate this shithole!" Dialogue or focus group feedback? #TweetWithBGH

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

BULL SHIT. This movie can go jump off an f'ing cliff. Snapping a baby's neck? That's not groundbreaking it's just lazy evil. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

Somewhere out there is a DVD commentary track where the director raves about this kids performance while taking a dump. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

He was asleep—>dead—>drugged up in a coffin—>Nico the whole time. The progression of the late Hellraiser twists #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

@philliesfemme I fucking hate Hellraiser twists. Checked and, yep 1st one with a twist was the year after 6th Sense. Bullshit #tweetwithbgh

— Ben Ecker (@BenEcker) October 13, 2015

A dear friend stopped by to say hello

@BenEcker hahaha yall did that to yourselves! I don't feel bad for you at all. #tweetwithbgh

— CC (@cc_riots) October 13, 2015

Bravely, we crossed the finish line together.

They want so much for this girl to be the new Kirsty and for this movie to be the reboot to the franchise. Fail on both counts #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

And just like that, we're done #TweetWithBGH

— Sophie Day (@philliesfemme) October 13, 2015

What the hell just happened at the end? All of the sudden she's looking at the camera? What? #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

I think the Mayans invented 0 because they knew one day we would need to rate Hellraiser movies #TweetWithBGH

— S. G. Cherryhomes (@GreenSpe) October 13, 2015

Somewhere out there a guy who just watched Hellraiser: Revelations is screaming and throwing up at the same time. Oh, it's me. #TweetWithBGH

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

But….. are horror franchises ever really over?

Well, we did it @bghorror peeps. @GreenSpe @philliesfemme @BenEcker and I finished #Hellraiser. I guess the questions now is: what's next?

— Evan Slead (@EvanSlead) October 13, 2015

Puppetmaster? Mortal Kombat? Wrong Turn? Scream? Let us know on Twitter, friends! Until the next #TweetWithBGH!