Mom, What's A Mecaphile?

Apparently there is a group of people out there that are classified as mecaphiles. What’s a mecaphile you might ask? Well I’ll tell you and then good luck getting some z’s from now on! A mecaphile is someone who is so into a machine that he or she actually makes love to it. This means there are people out there getting busy with cars, planes, amusement park rides and even bridges. You think I’m shitting you but in the past week I’ve seen videos of different people who have discussed their intimate moments with each of those objects.

The video above is of a guy who actually found himself alone with the original Airwolf and decided to take their relationship to the next level. Just think of Ernest Borgnine crying in the corner while some nut job shoves his wim-wam into his beloved copter. I loved that show as a child, but at no point did I daydream about what it would be like to dry hump the front windshield.

I’ve included a few of my other “favorites” for your viewing pleasure below. Good luck sleeping kids!