James Gunn's PG PORN: Squeal Happy Whores

James Gunn's IMDB page isn't exactly lighting up with movies as of late but his twitter feed has been on fire. Between the public bashing of eBaum's World and the daily questions he posts I'm surprised he has time to do anything. Luckily for us though he just put out the third installment of his PG Porn series. This one is titled "Squeal Happy Whores" and pretty much follows the same format as the first two. Take one porn star, throw in a somewhat known actor, top off with a bunch of blatant sexual innuendos and you've got yourself a porno without all the intercourse. James Gunn says these movies are for people who like porn, but hate all the sex. I don't know who those people are but I'm going to go on a limb here and say those people just straight up don't like porn.

This one is a little more out there then the first two. For starters "Squeal Happy Whores" is described as "Gonzo Porn". If you don't know what that means you're going to have to look it up yourself because I can't explain it without puppets. Second, the comedy doesn't really come from the innuendoes because Joe Fria just comes out and says he is going to have sex with Jenna Haze. And probably the most noticeable difference is a big chunk of the dialogue is sung. Let that sink in for a few seconds.

So take a look, to me it seems more like James Gunn is just looking for excuses to hang out with porn stars. I can't fault him for that though.

(Editor's Note: Despite being called "PG" Porn, I would think twice before playing this in your cubicle. You've been warned! - Eric out)