"God of War III" is Epic on Steroids

The thesaurus isn't giving me any workable synonyms for 'epic,' and thank god, because I can't think of a single word that defines the newest "God of War III (PS3)" trailer better :

When I encountered the 'brain made of dead people' boss in "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night," or the 'giant butthole monster' in "Dead Space," I thought I had reached the limits of larger-than-life battles, but apparently I was sorely mistaken. After all, I wasn't wearing gigantic lion-head gauntlets and punching a giant cyclops on the back of a Titan climbing mount Olympus. Kinda makes real life seem drab, doesn't it?

Mark

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Mark is the pretty much everything of Bloody Good Horror. When he's not casting spells in Magic or Hearthstone, you'll probably find him watching wrestling, beard glistening from the essence of Chicago's myriad beers and meats.