New Horror Movies We're Looking Forward to in March 2022
Spring is right around the corner and there's a bunch of new horror movies debuting in theaters and at home. We've rounded up a few that we're most excited about.
March 3
The Scary of Sixty-First (Shudder)
While out apartment hunting, college pals Noelle and Addie stumble upon the deal of a lifetime: a posh duplex on Manhattan's Upper East Side. But soon after moving in, a more sinister picture of the apartment emerges when a mysterious woman arrives and claims the property used to belong to the infamous and recently-deceased Jeffrey Epstein.
March 4
Fresh (Hulu)
Frustrated by scrolling dating apps only to end up on lame, tedious dates, Noa takes a chance by giving her number to the awkwardly charming Steve after a produce-section meet-cute at the grocery store. What happens next might not be so cute.
March 7
Corporate Animals (Shudder)
Disaster strikes when the egotistical CEO of an edible cutlery company leads her long-suffering staff on a corporate team-building trip in New Mexico. Trapped underground, this mismatched and disgruntled group must pull together to survive. Starring Demi Moore and Ed Helms.
March 11
Ultrasound (Theaters and VOD)
After his car breaks down, Glen spends one hell of an odd night with a married couple, setting into motion a chain of events that alter their lives plus those of several random strangers. Starring Vincent Kartheiser, Chelsea Lopez and Breeda Wool. Directed by Rob Schroeder
March 17
The Bunker Game (Shudder)
An actress in a Live Action Role Playing Game where the participants play the survivors of an atomic war sealed in an underground bunker finds herself trapped inside with other staff. As they begin to die in mysterious ways, the group realizes that someone or something paranormal is playing a twisted game with them—which quickly plunges into a terrifying fight for survival. The Bunker Game stars Gaia Weiss, Lorenzo Richelmy, and Mark Ryder. Directed by Roberto Zazzara.
March 18
X (Theaters)
In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive, elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast find themselves fighting for their lives. Directed by Ti West.
Umma (Theaters)
Amanda and her daughter live a quiet life on an American farm, but when the remains of her estranged mother arrive from Korea, Amanda becomes haunted by the fear of turning into her own mother.
Master (Hulu)
At an elite New England university built on the site of a Salem-era gallows hill, three women strive to find their place. Gail Bishop (Regina Hall) steps into the position of “Master,” a dean of students, and discovers what lies behind the school’s immaculate facade; a first year student, Jasmine Moore (Zoe Renee), confronts a new home that is cold and unwelcoming; and literature professor Liv Beckman (Amber Gray) faces off against colleagues who question her right to belong. Navigating politics and privilege, our characters encounter increasingly terrifying manifestations of the school’s haunted past… and present.
March 25
The Spine of Night (Shudder)
After an ambitious young man steals forbidden knowledge from a sacred plant he quickly falls to its darker temptations and unleashes ages of suffering onto mankind. Co-written by the writer of the Emmy award-winning Netflix series, Love Death + Robots, The Spine of Night is a hand rotoscoped epic starring Richard E. Grant (Loki, Star Wars: Episode IX), Lucy Lawless (Ash Vs. Evil Dead), Betty Gabriel (Get Out), Patton Oswalt (Ratatouille, Parks and Rec) and Joe Manganiello (Justice League). Inspired by the cult classic works of artists like Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta, it is a love-letter to the fantasy genre as it was in the 1970s: Boundary-Pushing, politically progressive, and utterly fearless.
March 31
Night's End (Shudder)
In Night’s End, an anxious shut-in unwittingly moves into a haunted apartment and hires a mysterious stranger to perform an exorcism which takes a horrific turn. Starring Geno Walker, Felonious Munk, Kate Arrington, and Michael Shannon. Written by Brett Neveu and directed by Jennifer Reeder (Knives and Skin, V/H/S/94).
John Shelton
Editor-In-Chief/Homeless Professor
Born and raised in the back of a video store, Shelton went beyond the hills and crossed the seven seas as BGH's foreign correspondent before settling into a tenure hosting Sophisticult Cinema. He enjoys the finer things in life, including but not limited to breakfast tacos, vintage paperbacks and retired racing greyhounds.