Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus

Clearly, the crazy bastards over at The Asylum have shrewdly honed a formula guaranteed to get me to post about their films. It goes a little something like this:

Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson star in 'Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus'

I've never seen a single one of their films, but dammit if I don't love to read the announcements. By the way, am I the only one disturbed by the caliber of "star" they've been able to secure lately? First Jeremy London, now The Renegade? My whole world view is crumbling.