Horror is such a culturally specific medium, I don't think I'll ever get more than an ironic enjoyment out of a Bollywood produced horror film. That said, I admire their ability to make completely earnest films that seem like they came straight from the "Tim & Eric" cutting room floor... Like this one, "Malayalam", translated to "Dracula Again" because, why not. Besides, all I need to know about Indian cinema I learned from Indian Thriller...

I mean for serious, what do you say about a horror film called "Paintball", other than the fact that it exists? Well, that, and maybe the fact that this trailer is much better than it has any right to be.

This comes from Filmax, the Spanish company responsible for "Beyond Re-Animator" from a few years back. Not sure that's a check mark in their column, but what are you gonna do. In the least maybe we'll see a severed penis and a rat fight it out to the death.