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"Fight Club" is one of my favorites movies but even I can admit it's missing a few things. Like people getting their necks snapped and guys beating the crap out of each other with their own innards. That kind of stuff spices up any movie. And the people behind "Valhalla Rising" know this, big time.

The clip below is two minutes of non stop brutal action from the Viking epic. Want more fun? The whole thing is set to the Nutcracker suite. Surprisingly there isn't any actual nut cracking in the clip though. I think that's irony.

"The Crazies" remake has one important thing that the first one didn't. Timothy Olyphant. Because of his role in "Deadwood" I will watch and love everything that guy does. You hated "Hitman"? F you it should have won best picture! I will fight anyone to the death who says otherwise.

Need more proof? Click the link below to watch a short clip of "the Crazies" which hits theaters on February 26th. Feel free to also download some of the stills below, print them out and hang them on your wall. That way you can gaze at dreamy Timothy while you drift off to sleep. Ok, that's too far.

If there is one thing I love it's a good play on words. Well actually, there's a lot of other things I love more but kids might be reading this site so let's just leave those alone. Luckily for us all though the teaser for FEARnet's new original series "Post Mortem" is chock full of word play thanks to one Mr. Mick Garris. You might know Mick as the main producer on "Masters of Horror", as well as his countless television adaptions of Stephen King material. In the new series he takes time out to sit down with some of horror's biggest names and talk shop.

I can't imagine I'm the only one who is surprised that we're just getting a sequel to the 1992 film "Demonic Toys"? I could have sworn I've seen like 19 movies featuring that creepy jack in the box guy. But anyway check out the two new clips below of "Demonic Toys: Personal Demons" and check out the full movie when it hits theaters this Christmas. Alright I lied it isn't going to be in theaters but you can stream it on That's similar, right?

Have you been anxiously awaiting the next film from "Bloodfist VIII: Trained to Kill" director, Rick Jacobson? Me neither! But if you title your movie "Bitch Slap" there is a 110% chance that I'm going to take notice. What's the movie about? I have no idea but the trailer below is 1:13 of girls washing a car in swimsuits. So you're less of a man for even asking. "Bitch Slap" is set for a limited US release on January 8th. Take notice!

Don't ask me why but I have no trouble believing that Dexter can still talk to his deceased father... still, I'm seriously freaked out by James Remar doing interviews. That dead guy can talk to his son sure, but now he's talking to me? I'm trippin balls man!

But if you aren’t like me, and god have mercy on your soul if you are, you might enjoy the behind the scenes clip from "Dexter" that I've put below. Have fun, kids!