midgets

We debate who the sexiest person in this film is, and you might be surprised by the answer (okay, maybe not).

Hi Everybody!! Your Connoisseur of Crap is back from a short hiatus - the guys locked me in the garage until I promised to only report on quality news items. Luckily for you, they failed to define "Quality"!

But this one may please even them! Sure, it's an indie film with cheese, gore and ZOMBIE MIDGETS, but it stars Penn Gillette (from Penn & Teller) and Adam Savage (from "Mythbusters"), and is directed by Frank Ippolito and Ezekiel Zabrowski. I would say that's got all the makings of awesome, don't you?