Bing Crosby. Andy Williams. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Mannheim Steamroller. The Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Austrian Death Machine? One of these names is clearly not in the same ballpark with the others (and no, it isn't the Choir.)
Molly is pretty lovely, but is the film?
So... short people are creepy, amiright?
Rob Zombie swings... and misses.