In this strange world we live in, there's news of the weird and news of the "seriously? no fucking way"! Earlier in the week, the good lord took Lucha minis La Parkita and El Espectrito, but not in a way that would warrant a tearful 10-bell salute.
So... short people are creepy, amiright?
Needless to say, it's weird...
Rob Zombie swings... and misses.