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Oh F Me, Uwe Boll's "Far Cry" Comes To DVD

Look out everybody, Eric's got a new favorite movie! A year after "Postal" made me so angry I almost quit the internet comes the US release of "Far Cry", Uwe Boll's adaptation of the hit video game with the same. How's it look? Christ how do you think? A majority of the cast seems to have issues with the English language so we're already one foot in the gutter. Or das gutter as Uwe would put it, I think. But to balance that out the guy who played Eddie in both "Eddie and the Cruisers" movies is in this. So I think we're good...

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