Cannibal Fights "Gay Tactics" With Nose Bite
Oh Real People News, how you sustain me.
For some reason I've been finding a lot of Cannibal related news lately. Perhaps they're feeling empowered and are planning some kind of coming-out party. No matter what the reason, the whole thing makes me ecstatic because I get to report on stories like this. Here's the set-up:
Zacharie Morrison, 23, told a psychologist earlier this year that when he saw an older man grab a girl on the dance floor that night, he stepped in to defend her. He said the man adopted “gay tactics” and tried to dance with him, but then grabbed him by the throat.
Wait, "gay tactics"? What, is that like a fighting style or something? Anyways, here's where the people-eating comes in:
The psychological evaluation and a pre-sentence report were entered into evidence Wednesday at Morrison’s sentencing hearing.
The psychologist says he is a medium risk to re-offend, but that his risk could be offset by anger-management therapy and a career plan.
You know what else could offset his risk to re-offend? Keeping those delicious noses away from his mouth. Worked for Hannibal Lecter... temporarily anyways.
Source:
Inner Cannibal got better of convicted Edmonton nose-biter
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