Khotan

Let's be honest: We've all thought about killing our significant others. The only thing preventing us from doing so is the unpleasant thought of being caught, and the possibility of rape in the prison shower.

But what if we could CHANGE our annoying, slob-ish, needy spouses instead of killing them? We would do it, wouldn't we? Oh wait... my husband might be reading this so, um, OF COURSE NOT - I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, HONEY!