Late Night TV

Let's roleplay a bit. You're a television executive working for Animal Planet. You're hearing pitches for the upcoming season. After hearing numerous pitches for shows involving puppies, puppy cops, puppy doctors and wannabe Steve Irwins, I burst into your office with the following pitch:

"You know that movie "Cloverfield"? What if we take that, combine it all those crazy documentaries on the History Channel about the mothman, bigfoot and all that shit and then make a weekly anthology horror mockumentary show in the vein of "Tales from the Crypt?"

There's so much to make fun of with Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch" Campaign, but when Elvira spoofs you, it's pretty much a guarantee you've just suffered some Ownage.

Don't worry! Our enamored Lady of Darkness hasn't lowered herself to political statements or ads - she's simply here to attack the atrocious state of late night TV, & encourage you to watch her return to the air with Elvira's Movie Macabre!