Horror Headlines: Thursday September 24th, 2009

If you were worried about the cliff hanger ending of "The Lost Boys 2", fear no longer! Word is that The Lost Boys 3: The Thirst is about to begin shooting! Returning are Corey Feldman and Jamison Newlander as the frog brothers. No word on Corey Haim yet and if we're lucky, it will stay that way.

The trailer for Stan Helsing is now online. Packed with some high end humor parodying the likes of Freddy, Jason, Pinhead and Leatherface, this has highbrow written all over it! In actuality, it would appear that the only thing separating this from "Scary Movie 6" is a Wayans brother.

David Cronenberg to remake his own "The Fly" remake. Wait... what? Really? Sadly, yes.

In Real People News: 

Police find the body of a 51 year old Census worker in a remote field of the Daniel Boone National Forest in Kentucky. He was found hung with the world "fed" painted on his chest. Y'all come back now, ya hear?

A pair of Tampa Bay Drug offices are caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid.

In a lame attempt to make his penis longer, a Costa Mesa man gets it stuck in a steel ring-shaped dumbell weight fastener. The man was in his 50's but otherwise not identified. Still, he's old enough to know...don't stick your penis in weird places!

On this day in history: 

1780: Benedict Arnold flees to British Army lines after his plot ot surrender West Point is exposed.

Casey

Writer/Podcast Host/Cheerleader

Falling in love with the sounds of his own voice, Casey can be found co-hosting the Bloody Good Horror Podcast, the spinoff Instomatic Podcast as well as the 1951 Down Place Podcast dedicated to Hammer Horror. Casey loves horror films of every budget and lives by his battle cry of 'I watch crap, so you don't have to.'