James Gunn's PG Porn: High Poon

At this point I’ve pretty much run out of James Gunn jokes about him doing nothing but PG Porn webisodes. A look at his IMDB page pretty much says it all, this guy is doing nothing but hanging out with porn stars. His latest installment is called “High Poon”. Get it? It’s a vagina reference. God I’m empty inside.

To his credit Gunn is getting some of the top names in porn to star in these. “High Poon” features none other then Belladonna. To put it in perspective, last night when I couldn’t sleep I caught the 2008 AVN awards on Showtime and she was the host. That’s kind of like getting the smut equivalent of Billy Crystal to star in your movie right? Anyway she stars alongside Gunn himself and Alan Tudyk who you probably remember as the pirate from “Dodgeball”. So there you go.

The plot is simple. Gunn is a porn director who’s trying to get the most out of Tudyk’s character while Belladonna pretty much just rubs his crotch. Gunn grows more and more irate at Tudyk and the rest of the crew as the camera rolls. I’m not going to say he’s phoning it in at this point but Gunn definitely has the number dialed and just needs to push “send”.

But honestly even though this is the simplest of the series it’s also probably the funniest. A few times I actually giggles out loud. When James Gunn yells at one of the crew off-screen I full on LOLed.

Goatee boy, if you don’t quit shifting around I swear to god I’m gunna smash your fucking lights

So take a look. If you don’t like this one you’ll more then likely get another one in a about a month so don’t feel bad.

As usual PG Porn might not be suitable for your workplace.


Joe

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