WTF?!

Here’s a fun one to wake you up. 15 year old Calvino Inman of Tennessee actually cries blood at least three times a day. Let that sink in for a few minutes. What’s worse is right now doctors can’t figure out why this is happening. While they don’t believe there is any serious danger in the crying they can’t figure out how to stop it. Check out the news clip below to see Calvino in full action. Good luck not throwing up in your Rice Krispies.

How this one didn’t show at the Jersey State Fair is beyond me. To me it’s a no brainer to screen something like “Lizard Boy” right next to the two headed cow tent. But anyway, the film from first time director Paul Della Pelle might just be the greatest film to ever feature a seriously CGIed lizard tail on a genetically engineered bastard son. The words “ground breaking” come to mind.

Directed by the ever badass Werner Herzog and produced by the befuddling David Lynch, "My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done" looks like it is going to be either a great thriller in the vein of "Fracture" or a horrible, no good, mess.

So far it has three good things going for it: Herzog and Lynch (which sounds like the name of a credible law firm) Michael Shannon, the dude plays a phenomenal crazy person; and every Oscar nominee for best actor or actress from the past two years.

Frank Henenlotter is a different breed of horror filmmaker. He definitely gyrates wildly to his own unique rhythm, instilling a sense of fun-loving absurdity into what would otherwise pass for watered-down psychodramas featuring a bevy of pathetic individuals not unlike myself. And while many proclaim "Brain Damage" to be the man's ultimate masterpiece, I'd have to say that "Frankenhooker" is truly my favorite Henenlotter film. Of course, that could very possible change at any given moment. In fact, I regret having written that. I wish I were kidding.

Ready your tampons, because it's about to get weird in here. The people from MSN's Cinemash have maybe reached the limits of weird with their new video featuring Will Arnett and Xavier: Renegade Angel from Adult Swim in their version of "Carrie."

As if "Carrie" wasn't an uncomfortable enough film to sit through, they have added cross-dressing and an inarticulate animated character, which will, upon viewing, be an obvious upgrade. Although there is no John Travolta getting a blowjob, the fashion is still in keeping with the original film and the death scenes are. . . electrifying.

There are two types of horror fans: those that will want to make these immediately and those that will gag immediately. On second thought, I propose a third: those that will want to make these because they gagged.

This BBC Story should be an interesting story about a new discovery in nature. But for me and probably anyone else who's watched a life time of horror and sci-fi... OH SHIT MEAT EATING PLANTS OH SHIT!!! Now that we've found them, how long before they rapidly evolve to eat US?

Frank Darabont is looking to shoot an adaptation of the graphic novel series "The Walking Dead", as a television series for AMC. That's one you don't hear every day.

Check out some decent "Zombieland" virals, each one containing a Zombieland "rule", brought to you by Woody Harrelson. Not the worst thing I've ever seen.

"2001 Maniacs: Beverly Hellbillys", the sequel to Tim Sullivan's "2001 Maniacs", has officially wrapped shooting. Expect to hear more from this project in the near future.

Do I want to see a horror/comedy called "Dahmer vs Gacey"? Well, no actually, I don't. But I'll let you make up your own mind.