WTF?!

In this poster for the delightfully tasteless "Dahmer Vs Gacy", our titular villains square off (sort of), while each screams out into darkness. Meanwhile, a group of tiny cheerleaders are acting scared below them? Who knows. What I do know about this bizarre mashup of two of the United States' most horrific serial killers, is the plot:

It's nice to see something for the ladies every once in a while in this male dominated genre. Sure it's a pair of heels that look like they'll break my wife's ankles but let's take baby steps here. The shoes you see above are the first in a line of zombie inspired designs by the people at Iron Fist they're calling "Zombie Stompers". You can buy the heels, or the more boring flats, online or in selected stores now. Sorry they don't come in men's sizes, weirdo.

I keep waiting for the punch line here but I'm starting to think there isn't one. In fact Christopher Lee's metal album, yeah I said metal album, based on the story of King Charlemagne is kind of catchy, maybe even good. Yup you read right, Mr. Dracula has a metal album coming out and he's sporting a loin cloth on the album cover. Alright the second part is a lie. If you want to check some of his songs out, and trust me you do, you can hop over to the official MySpace page and have a listen.

Chances are if you saw the movie "Black Devil Doll" you're probably still trying to wash the filth out of your eyes. Now you can relive all the fun of a smack talking racist puppet with an affinity for thick porn stars in the comfort of your home. Why wouldn't you want that?! The Black Devil Doll Soundboard is now up and running and ready for fun. Just think of the fun you can have blasting such favorites as "That bitch can take a shit in my mouth!" in your office. Enjoy!

In case you haven't been privy to this gem, or just needed a refresher before listening to the podcast, here's the trailer for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning". An attempted reboot of the franchise in the mid 90's, this has been recognized by some horror fans as a true low for the genre as an artform in a decade that was filled with them. The film is also infamous for its legal troubles. After being shot in 1994 and staying in limbo for over 2 years, the producers attempted to promote it using the names of Renee Zelwegger and Matthew McConaughey, who had gone on to become stars in the time since filming had wrapped. Needless to say, their agents were a little worried. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to understand why.

It's our Birthday! Plus, we torture Jon with one of the worst movies ever made.

Yoshihiro Nishimura and Naoyuki Tomomatsu's deliriously bizarre 2009 action epic "Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl" can't arrive on DVD soon enough. The film, which chronicles the battle between two very unusual girls who fall in love with the same boy, promises a vast array of over-the-top arterial sprays and an abundance of gore-soaked mayhem. If you're still perplexed as to why, exactly, I'm anxiously awaiting its release, check out Nishimura's "Tokyo Gore Police." All your questions shall be answered within.

I realize that everything I am about to say sounds like unabashed nonsense. It probably is. Bear with me.

So, self-described undisputed kings of splatter-metal GWAR had come to the conclusion that being addicted to crack and living endlessly at the behest of manager Sleazy P. Martini was no life for a god. So, procuring a Scumdog spaceship, they played their last on Earth and headed to their old stomping ground in the stars.

This still from Japanese shock-master Takashi Miike's "Gozu", proves that he rivals the best when it comes to creating images that illicit WTF's from viewers. The film, which boasts the tongue-twisting original title "Gokudô kyôfu dai-gekijô: Gozu", was recently released in the US on a 2 disc special edition from Cinema Epoch.

This image is a lot like an onion. There are many layers to it and if you stare at it long enough, it's probably going to make you cry.

Via Bryan at Drunken Zombie