WTF?!

I have no words for this. My brain is on overload. There are so many stereotypical bubblegum anime idioms in this video, they could collectively choke a police horse. I sent this same video in an email to some friends of mine, with the simple summary: "this is the single most amazing, embarrassingly Japanese thing I've ever seen...Watch the video. Watch it. I dare you."

In this poster for the delightfully tasteless "Dahmer Vs Gacy", our titular villains square off (sort of), while each screams out into darkness. Meanwhile, a group of tiny cheerleaders are acting scared below them? Who knows. What I do know about this bizarre mashup of two of the United States' most horrific serial killers, is the plot:

It's nice to see something for the ladies every once in a while in this male dominated genre. Sure it's a pair of heels that look like they'll break my wife's ankles but let's take baby steps here.

I keep waiting for the punch line here but I'm starting to think there isn't one. In fact Christopher Lee's metal album, yeah I said metal album, based on the story of King Charlemagne is kind of catchy, maybe even good. Yup you read right, Mr.

Chances are if you saw the movie "Black Devil Doll" you're probably still trying to wash the filth out of your eyes. Now you can relive all the fun of a smack talking racist puppet with an affinity for thick porn stars in the comfort of your home. Why wouldn't you want that?!

In case you haven't been privy to this gem, or just needed a refresher before listening to the podcast, here's the trailer for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning". An attempted reboot of the franchise in the mid 90's, this has been recognized by some horror fans as a true low for the genre as an artform in a decade that was filled with them. The film is also infamous for its legal troubles. After being shot in 1994 and staying in limbo for over 2 years, the producers attempted to promote it using the names of Renee Zelwegger and Matthew McConaughey, who had gone on to become stars in the time since filming had wrapped. Needless to say, their agents were a little worried. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to understand why.

It's our Birthday! Plus, we torture Jon with one of the worst movies ever made.

Yoshihiro Nishimura and Naoyuki Tomomatsu's deliriously bizarre 2009 action epic "Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl" can't arrive on DVD soon enough.

I realize that everything I am about to say sounds like unabashed nonsense. It probably is. Bear with me.

This still from Japanese shock-master Takashi Miike's "Gozu", proves that he rivals the best when it comes to creating images that illicit WTF's from viewers.