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Episode 205 - "Monster Brawl"

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It's a movie about wrestling and monsters, what could go wrong? Turns out, plenty...

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Poster: "Badass", why bother?

So they took "Epic Beard Man" (google it, trust me) and turned it into a movie with Danny Trejo. Except now he's more of an all around do-gooder as opposed to an unhinged, possibly racist Santa impersonator that can throw a haymaker like nobody's business. Just like Hollywood, always dumbing it down for the masses...

Indie Trailers: "Heretic" is a drinker

One time I had to go on a religious retreat in high school, and listen to a Priest give a talk about how he's an alcoholic who used to steal wine from communion... then he started talking about masturbation and how it's wrong. I don't remember what the point is but "Heretic" is a movie with a priest who may or may not have done some bad stuff... much like the priest from my story. There it is.

Episode 203 - "Father's Day"

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Things are about to get... awkward...

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The Cabin in the Woods (REVIEW)

If it weren't already taken by a decidedly less impressive film, then "The Cabin in the Woods" could very well have been named "The Last Horror Movie". It would very neatly sum up what this flick seems to be aiming to accomplish.

Trailers: "Piranha 3DD" Is Everything You Could Want and More

The trailer for "Piranha 3DD" is finally here and I can't say there's any surprises in it but there's also everything you could possibly want. Lots of boobs, blood and over the top 3D are here for your viewing pleasure. There's also Ving Rhames with gun-legs and David Hasselhoff being kind of a prick. I feel like those last two things should have been some sort of surprise to me and everyone else. But they aren't. These are strange times we live in my friends.

Trailers: "Camel Spiders" will haunt your dreams

Camel Spiders are the most terrifying things on earth... that's a fact. I doubt the movie "Camel Spiders" will be nearly as scary as the real thing, but it sure looks like damn fun. Unlike clicking on that Google link in the first sentence. That will ruin your day real quick.

Trailers: "LIQUID RED', prepare your mind to be 'effed

This looks psychotic. Sign me up.

"LIQUID RED" was recently completed and will be released later this year.

Snapshots: "Cabin in the Woods", still no idea

As much as I'd like this to be terrible so I can go on an epic "Joss Whedon sucks" rant on the podcast, the trailer was so bonkers I'm holding out hope it might be good (as long as there aren't any superhuman anorexic chicks). And yes, I know he's only produced it, but if you think that will stop me from ranting about him you obviously haven't been here very long. Hi, I'm Eric, nice to meet you.

Trailers: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" has one now

All my comments from my earlier post still stand. Schnaars is going to hate this so much, I can't wait.

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