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Trailer: "Zombiechrist" Is About Christ As a Zombie

You people may not know this but every time I have to write a post about a "Saw 3D" clip a little bit of my soul is taken away. Then a trailer like the one for "Zombiechrist" comes along and reminds me why I got into this game. For seriously low budget horror movies that could easily be classified as soft corn porn. Oh, that and helping children, but mostly the first thing.

The film is about, well it's about Jesus roaming the earth as a zombie and apparently convincing dozens of women with tattoos to take of their clothes. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

Trailer: New "Night of the Demons" is Chock Full of Blood and Boobs

I'm pretty sure 75% of the new "Night of the Demons" trailer has already made it's way to the internet but I'm 100% sure the parts with the boobs being ripped off and crap is all new. Those are the kinds of things that usually stick in ones head for a while. I'm sorry if I ruined the surprise for you. How about to make it a big surprise, you watch the trailer at work and the real surprise can be when your IT department comes over and has you fired. That's my clever way of saying the new trailer isn't really safe for work.

Trailer: "I Spit On Your Grave", Why God, Why?!

I can get behind a lot of sick crap but I have no idea why anyone would want to see a remake of "I Spit On Your Grave". The only people I can see being interested in this are sick SOB's who have to watch this kind of crap for a weekly podcast... oh wait. Crap!

Anyway here's a new trailer for you to view. From the looks of things the castration scene from the original has made it into the remake along with all the rape awfulness you can handle. Which isn't much I hope.

"I Spit On Your Grave" comes out this September, sinner.

Trailer: "Filth to Ashes, Flesh to Dust"

If you like TV countdown shows with the words "Most Shocking" and "Most Daring" in them than the guy who edited those has got a movie for you. It's called "Filth to Ashes, Flesh to Dust" and I'm not sure what the title means but supposedly the movie is a throw back to the slasher films of the 70's and 80's that we all love.

Trailer: "Burning Bright" Has a Crazy Ass Tiger

"Bengal tiger is the real deal", that's my new favorite movie quote of all time. It's awesome and true, you can't really top that. It's also just one of the reasons I love the trailer for the new flick "Burning Bright". Here's a few more reasons: Meatloaf is a black market animal salesmen, there's a crazy ass killer Bengal tiger, Garret Dillahunt once again plays a creepy asshole and did I mention there's a buck wild bengal tiger?

Trailer: Hideo Nakata's "The Incite Mill"

Although most people abandoned ship after the J-horror bubble burst a few years ago, I'm still on-board this dodgy vessel, ready and willing to stuff long-haired ghosts and spooky spectral children into my supernaturally-starved psyche. Hideo Nakata, a man whose name is almost synonymous with Asian genre fare, is set to unleash his latest creation, the 2010 slasher "The Incite Mill", on the unsuspecting Japanese masses this October.

Trailer: "Dead Rising 2" Coming August 31st

"Yo these zombies are pimps, son!" Or at least that's what I think the dialogue should be when you see a zombie rocking a sideways baseball cap and walking with a limp. "Zombie Thugz", that should be the title of the new "Dead Rising 2" trailer that you can check out below. And there should be some Eminem playing in the background. That "Lose Yourself" song from "8 Mile" maybe. And there should be a zombie Nicole Kidman. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about anymore.

Trailer: Expand Your Horizon's With "Big Tits Zombie 3D"

Sometimes a film comes along and makes you sit up and take notice. A film that redefines the way we watch movies. A movie so brilliant and beautiful that you get a little misty just thinking about it. After watching the trailer for "Big Tits Zombie 3D" I'm going to officially remove Japan from ever being eligible to make such a film. I know it's wrong to disqualify an entire country based on one movie, but take a look at the trailer below and try to tell me I'm wrong.

On The Next Podcast: "Deadgirl"

This week the gang heads off to a weekend long couples counseling session so we decided to finally post the much talked about "Deadgirl" episode which was recorded about two months back.

Trailer: "H1N1: VIRUS X"

Now I'm no scientist (insert ICP joke here) but I'm pretty sure the swine flu hasn't turned anyone into a flesh eating zombie. Of course a movie about a bunch of people locked in a holding tank just coughing a lot probably wouldn't make a very good horror movie. So I'll let the makes of "H1N1: VIRUS X" slide on that one.

A thriller about a case of highly contagious swine flu virus engineered by rogue scientists. A cover up by a mysterious dark lady linked to the High Spheres adds action and mystery.

No release date is set for the film.

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