Trailers

I'm not positive but I'm 99% sure that the trailer for "The Unforgiving" gives away the end of the film. When you say that the movie tells the story of four people who get murdered you're not really leaving much to the imagination there. But I could be wrong. I hope I'm wrong…

I'll be honest I have no idea what The Book Of Job is about but based on the promo you can watch below it's pretty f'ed up. The video is for the short film which the full length movie "Devil's Creek" will be based on. The film is being described as a modern day telling of Job's Book which apparently revolves around a man who's faith is tested. In this case by his wife being kidnapped and a bunch of people being tortured.

The full length film is set to shoot sometime in 2010 and should see a DVD release shortly after.

Alright so it's not the most original idea for a movie - a guy who goes out and repossesses organs when patients fall behind on their payments - But "Repo Men" looks to have no singing, a lot of blood and 100% more Rza then "REPO! The Genetic Opera", so I don't really care who came up with the idea first. Of course the real question is will "Repo Men" be any better then it's musical inbred cousin. From the looks of the red band trailer below I'd say yes but I've been fooled before. We'll find out on April 2nd when it hits theaters.

FACT: Kids swearing is always funny. Kids shooting people in the face is also pretty funny, I think. Luckily the red band trailer for "Kick-Ass" has both. And I don't mean your standard run of the mill "shit" or "ass" swearing. I'm talking lady parts "c-word" coming out the mouth of an 11 year old girl. You can't beat that kind of fun with a stick.

Check out the new trailer below and check out "Kick-Ass" when it comes to theaters April 2010.

In "Frozen", the new film by "Hatchet" director Adam Green, "A typical day on the slopes turns into a chilling nightmare for three snowboarders when they get stranded on the chairlift before their last run." The trailer debuted online today, and the film is gearing up for a limited release February 5th.

Well at least now I know what all these Russian mail order brides do when they aren’t stripping. They act, and I use the term loosely, in films like "Violent Blue". Just think, one day you're waiting in line 15 hours for a loaf of bread and the next you're on the set of a film by the same guy who brought you "Mad Cowgirl". I'm pretty sure it was up for an Oscar. Anyway I don't know what the movie is about but I'm not sure that really matters. Just sit back, watch and enjoy. "Violent Blue" comes to DVD on February 26th.

Well that was quick, "Paranormal Activity" isn't even out on DVD yet and it already has a rip off film coming. "Paranormal Entity" is apparently actual footage of events that led up to the murder of… oh Christ you know the story. The movie is brought to you by the same fine people who created "Snakes On A Train" and "The Terminators"... see what they're doing here. Check out the trailer below and do yourself a favor and avoid it next week when it comes to DVD.

In general I like to eat my freedom fries with my freedom toast but the French have finally done something I might enjoy. "5150 Elm's Way" looks to be pretty freakin frightening, despite the fact that every American horror fan is going to think this is some Syfy Channel rip off of "Nightmare On Elm Street". No US release date yet but it's already been making the festival rounds in the UK and Canada. Now if I could only get over my hatred of subtitles.

I have no idea why this movie is called “The Tenant” but it still looks pretty gruesome. Bloody child births, brain drills and that creepy bald guy from “The Hills Have Eyes”. Sounds alright to me.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, never ever accept a foreign exchange student from the Third Reich. Granted it’s been over seventy years since their fall so you probably don’t have anything to worry about but if you happen to get a letter in the mail looking to rent out your spare bedroom, just ignore it. You’ll thank me later.

The gang from the film “Blood Creek” would have thanked me too if they had thought ahead and asked me. But they didn’t and now there’s a weird Nazi supernatural burn victim out to get them. Hope you’re happy.