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Horror Headlines: Friday December 16th, 2010

Eric Bana is the newest name being tossed around to play the bearded one in the big screen adaptation of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter". Much to my surprise Eric Bana is not the guy who played Superman in the 90's on that show with the girl form "Desperate Housewives". Apparently that was Dean Cain. Who knew.

Here's a movie called "Limitless" where Bradley Cooper takes a super drug that allows him to use 100% of his brain. He of course uses this power to sleep with tons of women which I am pretty sure is something the current Bradley Cooper can do without even having to use 10% of his brain. Thanks Hollywood, maybe next you can come up with a movie about how I'll never be skinny again.

"I Saw the Devil" and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! I'm 99% sure I've used that joke before but it doesn't matter, this serial killer flick from the far east will hit limited theaters and VOD on March 4th. Feel free to tell me if the far east comment was racist, I don't think so but I've been wrong before.

"From Disk Till Dawn" and "Amityville Horror", two films which I was pretty sure already had sequels, are slated to see theatrical followups sometime in the near future. This is all according to a press release from The Weinstein Company and I didn't get it so who knows how trustworthy it is. Maybe they lost my gmail account though. Call me, guys!

In Real People News: 

It's always sad when you hear about a kid's Christmas presents being stolen. Especially when it turns out it's their mother stole the presents to trade for crack. Although it's heartwarming when a mother gets her crack, so the two sort of negate each other.

I don't know what it is about women but the moment a fight breaks out they shoot right for the nipples. Like this woman who ripped off her daughter-in-law's nipple after she got drunk and started a fight. Happens all the time.

Horror Headlines: Tuesday May 25th, 2010

From the 'best tie-in ever' category comes the news of "Human Centipede: The Game"! It's nothing flashy, simply a re-skin of the classic "Centipede", yet still pretty sweet all the same.

ABC has a big hole to fill now that "Lost" has reached it's conclusion. The network is now in talks to visit "Ghostworld", an hour long drama where a ghost helps a female homicide detective solve murders. If this sounds close to CBS's "Ghost Whisperer", there's good reason; ABC is also in talks to pick up that show to pair with "Ghostworld".

In the market for a new home? If you have a spare $1.5 million lying about, you can buy the original house that "The Amityville Horror" was based on!

After finishing up his tour with Alice Cooper this past weekend, Rob Zombie has sent horror fans into a panic with a simple poll posted on his blogspot tour blog. The poll states, "Which Movie Would You Like to See Next?" with the four choices being "Werewolf Women of the SS", "Tyrannosaurus Rex", "The Blob" and "Devils Rejects 2". Come on folks, it's a blogspot poll.

In Real People News: 

The latest trend in Teen silliness comes in the form of misplaced "Twilight" adoration; kids are now taking to wearing fake wolf tails and running around with a pack leader. In the case of this article, the Pack Leader earned his rank because 'he has a wolf in him that leads him to howl and bark'.

A Florida man has been arrested in the case of a Bartow, FL bank robbery. Investigators were lead to the suspect because he took several cell phone pictures of himself with his haul.

On this day in history: 

1977 - Memorial Day weekend opens with an intergalactic bang as the first of George Lucas' blockbuster Star Wars movies hits American theaters.

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