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The art of Peat Wollaeger

It's official, I quit the internet. This video could only be more perfect for me if he was drinking Brooklyn Local One and playing GTA IV while he was doing these awesome stencils.

Gears of War II...Holy Shit

No words, just watch this. Jesus christ.

Paint that shit gold son!

What better way to blow off a little steam/boredom after a hellish week than tagging your own site on PaintThatShitGold.com! The attention given to how a spraycan paints vs a marker is pretty ridiculous, considering this is just a promotion for some album I have no interest in buying. It's little things like that, and the inclusion of stencils makes this way more fun to mess with than most online "paint" programs. It also makes me think of a future where tagging on the internet could actually become a problem, strange.

Project Grizzly

If you survived a bear attack would you...
a) Count you blessings and stay the fuck out of the woods?
or
b) Spend the next 10 years developing a bear-proof suit for the purpose of studying grizzlies?

I'd tend to lean towards a, but thanks to one crazy bastard that chose b, Project Grizzly to become a reality, so thank god for crazy people!

Pabst Blue...Coffin? (UPDATED WITH PIC)

Death just got a little more whimsical. Although I currently have to place this in the "pics or it didn't happen" category (updated), ABC News reports that apparently an older Illinois man has purchased a PBR themed coffin, and PARTIED OUT OF IT!

EL GRAND THEFT AUTO IV!!!

I'm sorry if I don't post anything for the next few days, as I'll be too busy engaging in car chases, watching people stumble down the stairs after I throw a brick at them, and taking my virtual lady on dates to the pool hall and bar in the wonderous world of Grand Theft Auto IV.

Spore!

If you haven't heard of Spore yet, well take about an hour off of work and goto Youtube/GameTrailers/Google/Etc. and search for it. You'll be excited too!

MC Paul Barman on...Everything

MC Paul Barman is, as my good friend The Iron Sheik would put it, "a very intelligent jew." Besides being the person responsible for some of the most creative rhyming in the history of hip hop (Cock mobster/it's a porn utopia/a cornucopia/of warm fallopia/Cock mobster/my dandy voice/ makes the most anti-choice Granny's panties moist), he's got some poignant little point-lets about art, music, humor etc. It's worth a watch, and buy his new shit when it comes out. Serious!

Newest Suicide Girl Not Actually a Human Being

As Eric already knows, I've absolutely never been a fan of Suicide Girls. It's entire foundation is based on "breaking the mold" by offering up an "alternative" (get it!) to Playboy by replacing plastic chicks with pallid ex Hot Topic employees with tattoos, extraneous piercings, and fragile StayPuft marshmallow skin. All points that I would have to make aside from personal preference are pretty well documented in this well known blogpost from a few years ago, The Death of Suicide Girls.

Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe?!

I've been waiting to post this until it was "confirmed," and thanks to this proof from GamesRadar, Mortal Kombat Vs DC Univerise is in fact happening, and there's a teaser trailer! Now, I can never claim that Sub Zero vs Batman doesn't elicit a major question mark over my head, but I also can't say that this doesn't create a tremendous opportunity.

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