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Puppet Mayhem in Mastodon's New Video For "Deathbound"

Take "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" with a little bit of "Fraggle Rock" and jack them both up on angel dust and you've pretty much got the new Mastodon video for their track "Deathbound". The song is an unreleased track from their 2009 album "Crack the Skye" and the video was created by the good people at Adult Swim and Authority Films for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Lordi gets Caught Lip Synching

My hatred for the band Lordi is equaled only by my confusion as to why anyone would like them. A band that dresses up in giant monster costumes and claims to have never heard of GWAR should be punched in the face, a lot. So when I saw the video below I nearly wet myself with giddy childlike delight. Mostly because I've never fulfilled my childhood dreams and it makes me feel better about myself to see other people fail. And fail hard they do.

Of Course There's a "Human Centipede: The Musical"

Why wouldn't there be a musical version of "The Human Centipede" floating around. "Evil Dead" got one, "The Toxic Avenger" got one so why the hell wouldn't someone want to sing about people getting sowed together ass to mouth. Of course it should be noted that this musical is in no way associated with the Tom Six's movie. It doesn't even follow the same storyline really.

Hot New Scream 4 Images!

A bunch of news "Scream 4" images have hit the nets and to be honest I'm starting to question everything I've ever thought was holy. I'm speaking of course about the last image in this series which shows a Hayden Panettiere with the same haircut that Patrick Swayze had in "The Outsiders" about to make out with a guy, I think it's a guy, who has the same haircut Jodi Foster in "Taxi Driver". And she was an underage hooker in that! You see what's happened? Wes Craven endorses underage hooking!


First Look at Kate Beckinsale in "Underworld 4: New Dawn"

Let me make this clear, Trent Reznor has absolutely nothing to do with "Underworld 4: New Breed". But here's the first photo of Kate Beckinsale from the film that doesn't come out for almost a year and all I can think of is she was once an extra in a Nine Inch Nails video and finally found something to do with the outfit she got to keep. Congrats!

Apparently in this little romp Selene, played by Beckinsale, wakes from a 15 year coma to find she has a 14 year old half wolf half vampire daughter.

You "Like" Us You Really "Like" Us!

Or maybe you hate us, I'm not sure yet. But anyway here's some back story. After weeks of bickering and slap fighting the 5 of us from the Bloody Good Horror Podcast couldn't decide if we should watch "Red Riding Hood" for the podcast or not. Don't ask me how but in a group of 5 people the vote kept coming up tied. So we did what any sane group of individuals would do. We asked you guys, who I now realize probably like to see us suffer, if we should watch the movie or not.

You Choose: Should We Watch "Red Riding Hood" For the Podcast?

On March 11th the much anticipated "Red Riding Hood" hits theaters around the country and the world may never be the same. From the trailer and previews it looks like we're being sold a "Twilight" style film with a doe eyed Amanda Seyfried prancing around the woods being harassed by a wolf. So the obvious question comes to mind, should we cover this film for the Podcast? On one side of the fence is the argument that this is a horror film and should be covered by a horror podcast.

Tanya Tate Made a Video For Us!

The internet is a strange and frightening place my friends. With countless sites out there about every topic it's hard to know when your site has officially "made it". Well good people of the internet I can now say without a shred of doubt that Bloody Good Horror has in fact "made it".

Trailer: "The Absent" Has Nudity, Confirmed!

I'm not 100% sure what "The Absent" is about but I know one thing, there will be nudity. I think it's a slasher flick but most of all I know at least one person gets down to her birthday suit. They made it perfectly clear by using the tiny black bar that blocks out the good bits. That is of course unless they actually use the black bar in the movie. God I hope they don't. What a terrible let down that would be.

They also promise music by Blind Melon but don't play any in the trailer. So maybe that's a lie too. I won't be nearly as disappointed about that.

On The Next Podcast: "Night of the Demons"

This week the gang sits down to watch a remake that wasn't good enough to be released in theaters. Yes my friends it's the long awaited, by only me I think, remake of "Night of the Demons". This should work out well.

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