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Trailer: Rise of the Evil Pancakes

Greetings and Salutations, random people of the internet! Your BGH Connoisseur of Crap is here to bring you another gem of movie land, guaranteed to satisfy, offend and make others question your sanity! For as if breakfast wasn't dangerous enough, with silly rabbits and leprechauns trying to steal your breakfast cereal and what not, now even our beloved pancakes pose a threat of epic proportions!

Retro Trailer: "Student Bodies"

I'm just going to lay it out here: I hate the Scream series. Sure, the first one was good, but in true Hollywood tradition, we need to milk every god damn ounce of potential profit until even a mention of the aforementioned movie produces a onslaught of bile in our throats.

Trailer: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

This President's Day, we celebrate our forefathers and their great achievements in American History. One of those great men deserving of our remembrance is none other than Abraham Lincoln; a man who was many things: A lawyer. A leader. An Emancipator. A Vampire Hunter.

Hold on - what?

Yes, a vampire hunter. It's no more ridiculous than anything else in politics. Defender of the Free World, Savior of the Living world!

Snapshot: Sir Christopher Lee in "Dracula"

When I think of early iconic horror, I can't help but think of Sir Christopher Lee. I always thought this photo was the perfect emulation of him: Stoic, Classy, Well Spoken and Intelligent (Like me *burp*) - this is one of many photos that manages to convey that, with nothing more than a simple pose.

One, Two, Freddy's coming for you - in collectable form!

I'm a nerd - and even though Casey is a much bigger one, I embrace the label. And like any self respecting nerd, I love my action figures. And like any self respecting horror nerd, I love my horror action figures more.

Gaming: Dead Island

Chances are, if you're a fan of horror gaming, you've been trying to find information on Microsoft's upcoming title "Dead Island". We sure don't know much....we know it takes place on a tropical island, there's some sort of a zombie outbreak, it's an open sandbox survival style and it appears to be a combination FPS with RPG elements. It's supposed to be heavily melee combat oriented, have a huge influence from George A Romero movies and have 4 player co-op. But really that's all we have to go on....until now.

Yard Zombies!

My neighbors can be a pain in the ass. "Erin, don't you think January is too early for Halloween decorations?" "Erin, do you really have to build a trebuchet in the middle of the cul-de-sac" or "Erin, just because you drank a bottle of tequila does not mean your friends have to re-enact Night of the Living Dead in the yard at 2am." They are SO LAME.

Book & Trailer: "Play Dead"

In honor of Superbowl Sunday, your Connoisseur of Crap has once again braved the edges of the internet to bring you: FOOTBALL ZOMBIES!

Superbowl Trailer: "Cowboys vs Aliens"

Most of us at one point in our life have played Cowboys and Indians. Hell, just the other week, we played it at the office. But it was missing... something. Something to make it exciting. Indians are cool and all, and their burial grounds provide endless fodder for horror stories, but what if they were replaced with something a bit more bad ass..... LIKE ALIENS!!!!!

Trailer: "Zombie Farm"

Let's be honest: We've all thought about killing our significant others. The only thing preventing us from doing so is the unpleasant thought of being caught, and the possibility of rape in the prison shower.

But what if we could CHANGE our annoying, slob-ish, needy spouses instead of killing them? We would do it, wouldn't we? Oh wait... my husband might be reading this so, um, OF COURSE NOT - I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, HONEY!

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