Bridget Marquardt - The Queen of Halloween

I had always wondered what porn stars dream about when they're on acid. I'm pretty sure I know now because I've watched the 4+ minute promo video for Bridget Marquardt's 2011 Halloween costume line, Bridget By Roma. Pretty much what you get is former Playboy Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt running around some abandoned building while copies of herself dressed in different costumes prance around like mental patients. Costumes like slutty pirate, slutty accountant and gypsy. Seriously the gypsy one isn't that slutty. Things really go off the rails when she introduces the slutty bowl of fruit, which is pretty much just some plastic fruit stapled to a bikini. I hope they make some of these in a men's XL.

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